Xu Yang: "..."
What the hell?
Am I dreaming?
Where's my girl?
Still half-asleep, he lifted his eyelids slightly, realized he was at home, and immediately collapsed back onto the bed.
In the corner of the room.
The female ghost slowly materialized.
Watching Xu Yang drift back to sleep, she patted her ample chest in lingering fear and muttered, "That was close... I've guarded my purity for over 500 years, yet this brat nearly stole it today..."
*Ding!*
"Female Ghost is terrified. +100 Virtue Points."
The mechanical voice echoed in Xu Yang's mind.
He rolled over, smacked his lips, and resumed snoring.
The female ghost shook her head at the sight.
With a flick of her delicate fingers,
*Hum!*
A gentle gust of yin energy swept the blanket from the floor, draping it precisely over Xu Yang.
.........
**Wucheng Public Security Bureau, Litong Branch**
"Master! We've got a lead!"
Young officer Xiao Zhang rushed into veteran officer Lao Wang's office, pulling up a video on his phone.
Lao Wang leaned in, squinting at the screen—a livestream recording littered with viewer comments. The timestamp read: *22:38, June 18, 2023*.
In the video, a provocatively dressed female host flirted with her audience, adjusting her neckline to flash cleavage while thanking "big gifters."
Lao Wang frowned. "I told you to investigate the cemetery grave robbery, not watch softcore streams!"
Xiao Zhang fast-forwarded. "This host specializes in 'paranormal exploration' streams. Last night, she visited the North City Cemetery!"
He paused the video, zooming in on the roadside behind the host. Two masked figures in black emerged from the cemetery, loaded a bundle into a parked sedan, and sped off.
"License plate!" Lao Wang barked. "Trace that plate!"
The pair worked through the night. As dawn broke, Lao Wang's phone rang.
Xiao Zhang peeked at the caller ID. "Chief Chen... from the Municipal Bureau?"
Lao Wang answered cautiously. "Chief Chen?"
A stern voice replied, "Drop the cemetery case. It's being handled at higher levels."
"But Chief—"
"Enough!" Chief Chen interrupted. "You're seasoned enough to read between the lines. This isn't your jurisdiction anymore."
Lao Wang's face darkened with realization.
......
**Meanwhile, Lingzhou City**
*(20 km from Wucheng)*
In a hotel suite, a middle-aged man lay unconscious on the bed, his pallid face streaked with creeping black veins.
Two men stood vigil—a 40-year-old in martial arts attire idly spinning walnut prayer beads, and a twentysomething disciple.
"Master Lin!" The younger man begged. "Please save my master!"
Lin examined the patient. "Displaced organs, yin corruption. Prepare his funeral."
"Impossible!" The disciple protested. "My master's a fourth-tier martial artist! What ghost could—"
"A *red-clothed*."
The disciple paled. Falling to his knees, he kowtowed. "Master Lin! He served your Lüshan Sect faithfully! This happened on your mission!"
Lin sighed theatrically. "Very well. For his loyalty..."
Inwardly, he smirked. *Perfect. Now this pup will owe me his life.*
Chanting incantations, Lin pressed a talisman to the patient's forehead.
The room erupted in howling darkness. A spectral figure in crimson robes materialized—
"Not red-clothed... *higher*—!" Lin's eyes bulged.
The wraith pierced his chest.
As Lin collapsed, blood frothing his lips, the disciple stared in horror.
......
**Back in Wucheng**
Perched on the funeral shop's balcony, the female ghost smirked at the distant commotion.
"AHHHH!"
A scream tore through the building.
Xu Yang scrambled naked on the couch, clutching a pillow. "MY CLOTHES! WHERE ARE—"
He froze as the ghost drifted toward him.
Trembling, he demanded: "WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!"