"I wanted to tell Ma Long his car was gone, but that idiot dared spout nonsense!"
"What 'lusting after a ghost'? Am I that kind of person, Xu Yang?"
He glanced back at the ghost queen sitting on the sofa, her ponytail swaying as she intently watched TV. His heart skipped a beat. "Though... she does look beautiful like this... In stories, Ning Caichen dared to love a ghost, Xu Xian married a snake spirit... Could I..."
"Bah!" Xu Yang shuddered, slapping his cheeks. "Xu Yang! How dare you harbor such filthy thoughts!"
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At the Wucheng Public Security Bureau's Litong Branch, Xu Yang dialed Officer Wang. "Officer, I need a favor."
When Xu Yang arrived, Officer Wang was handling a bizarre report. A middle-aged taxi driver waved his phone frantically: "It's true! Someone's stealing my cab every night and returning it before dawn! Look at the footage!"
The surveillance video showed an empty taxi starting itself and driving off. The driver whispered fearfully: "My late partner Lao Ma... he used to drive the night shift. Died two weeks ago..."
Officer Wang's junior colleague scoffed, "You expect us to believe a ghost's stealing your cab?"
Xu Yang's eyes narrowed. The timestamp read midnight - prime time for supernatural activity.
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After the taxi driver left, Officer Wang turned to Xu Yang. "What do you think?"
Xu Yang shrugged. "Young couples doing it in public? Shameful. Though the guy did finish rather quick—"
"About the case!" Officer Wang rubbed his temples.
Xu Yang grinned. "Help me verify these remains, and I'll help solve your ghost taxi mystery."
In the forensic lab, a sharp-eyed examiner lifted the skull from Xu Yang's bag. "Female. 38-42 years old. Died at least three years ago." She paused. "Definitely not your grandfather."
Xu Yang's fists clenched. The "grandfather" he'd buried was an imposter. But why?
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That night, Xu Yang crouched near the taxi driver's residence. The ghost queen materialized beside him, sniffing the air. "Residual yin energy. Fresh."
At midnight, the taxi's engine roared to life - driver's seat empty. Xu Yang smirked. "Let's catch ourselves a ghost cabbie."