Chapter 9: I Accidentally Got Engaged to the Final Boss
I heard wrong.
I must have heard wrong.
Because there was no way Damian Blackwood just called me his fiancée.
Right?
RIGHT?!
I laughed nervously. "Ha… haha… very funny, Duke Blackwood. Good joke. A+ comedy. Truly, you should consider a career in stand-up."
Damian tilted his head.
His red eyes glowed way too dangerously for this to be a joke.
"Oh?" He smirked. "You don't remember? How unfortunate."
I blinked. "Remember what?"
He reached into his coat and pulled out a—
A CONTRACT?!
He handed it to me. I read the first line.
"Marriage Agreement between Duke Damian Blackwood and Lady Seraphina Evernight."
…
…
I SCREAMED.
Step One: Deny Everything
"This is FAKE," I declared, ripping the contract in half.
Damian smirked. "That's adorable."
He pulled out another copy.
I gawked. "HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?!"
He pulled out a third copy.
OH MY GOD.
Step Two: Blame My Past Self
I grabbed Lila. "DID I SIGN THIS?!"
Lila, sweating bullets, looked away.
"…Well," she muttered. "Technically, yes."
I died inside.
Apparently, the original Seraphina had signed a marriage contract before the game started.
PAST ME, YOU IDIOT.
Step Three: Escape Plan #72
I slammed the contract onto the table. "NOPE. I REFUSE."
Damian leaned in. "You don't have a choice."
I stepped back. "I ABSOLUTELY DO."
He smirked. "Oh? Then how do you plan to get out of it?"
I panicked.
And in my panic, I blurted out the stupidest thing possible.
"I'M ALREADY IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE!"
…
Silence.
Damian's smile vanished.
Lila choked.
I mentally slapped myself.
Step Four: The Fake Love Interest
Damian's gaze darkened. "Who?"
I froze.
OH NO.
I needed a fake love interest—FAST.
My brain, being the useless piece of garbage it was, picked the worst possible person.
I grabbed Lila's arm.
"It's her!" I announced. "I'm in love with my maid!"
Lila: "…Excuse me?"
Step Five: Damian is Not Amused
Damian stared at me. Then at Lila.
Then back at me.
He sighed. "Seraphina."
I gulped. "Y-Yes?"
"Lying doesn't suit you."
Damn it.
Step Six: I Have a Bad Feeling About This
Damian took a step forward.
Then another.
I stepped back.
"Since you claim to be in love," he murmured, "prove it."
I blinked. "Prove…?"
He smirked. "Kiss her."
…
…
WHAT?!
To Be Continued…
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Want Chapter 10? Because Seraphina just got caught in her own stupid lie.