S: Stan, K: Kyle
S: The demon king of high school has decreed it..
S: He says Monday, 8 a.m., I will be deleted..
S: They'll hunt me down in study hall, Stuff and mount me on the wall, 30 hours to live, how shall I spend them?
S: I don't have to stay and die like cattle.. I could change my name and ride up to Seattle, but I don't own a motorbike-
•••
S: Wait, here's an option that I like.. Spend these 30 hours gettin' freakyyyy, yeah!
S: I need it hard, I'm a dead boy walking!
S: I'm in your yard, I'm a dead boy walking!
S: Before they punch my clock,
I'm snappin' off your window lock
S: Got no time to knock, I'm a dead boy walking...
••••
K: Stan!? What are you doing in my room?-
S: Shhhhh....
S: Sorry, but I really had to wake you..
S: See, I decided I must ride you 'til I break you-
S: 'Cause Craig says I got to go,
You're my last meal on death row
K: I-
S: Shut your mouth and lose them tighty-whitiesss- Cmon!
S: tonight I'm yours, I'm your dead boy walking
S: Get on all fours, Kiss this dead boy walking
S: Let's go, you know the drill,
I'm hot and pissed and on the pill!
Bow down to the will of a dead boy walking-
S: And you know, you know, you know..
S: It's 'cause you're beautiful-
S: You say you're numb inside,
But I can't agree-
S: So the world's unfair, Keep it locked out there!
S: In here it's beautiful..
*Takes off shirt *
S: Let's make this beautiful!
K: That works for me-
••••••
Yall love this? I love it... This is trash-
S: YEAAAAAAH!-
S: full steam ahead, Take this dead boy walking!-
K: How'd you find my address?-
S: Let's break the bed, Rock this dead boy walking!-
K: I think you tore my mattress-
S: No sleep tonight for you,
Better chug that Mountain Dew.
K: Okay, okay
S: Get your ass in gear, Make this whole town disappear!
K: Okay, okay!
S: Slap me, pull my hair,
Touch me there and there-
S: And no more talking!
S: Love this dead boy walking!
K: Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, yeah, yeah-
K: Love this dead boy!-
S: Love this dead boyyy walking-
K: Love this dead boy-
S: Love this dead boy-
S: YEA-
K: YEA-
S: YEA-
K: YEA-
S: YEA-
K: YEA-
K: OUCH!-
S: YEAAAAAAAAAA
K: YEAAAAAAAAAA