House party

Highshool years: book 1 REMAKE

Instead of them being seniors and Juniors, they're sophomores in this one.

This is actually from one of my stories I already finished but I decided to redo this specific chapter because in my au 1: Butters and Marjorine is always gonna be twins in all my au's. 2. Butters dies in sophomore year leaving Marjorine on her own.

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"𝖨𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗀𝗈𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗆𝗒 𝗐𝖾𝖾𝖽 𝖨 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗀𝖺𝗋𝗆, 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖻𝗂𝗍𝖼𝗁!" 𝖡𝖾𝖻𝖾 𝖻𝗅𝖾𝗐 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗌𝗆𝗈𝗄𝖾 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝖺𝗌 𝖳𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗄 𝗐𝖺𝗅𝗄𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗃𝗎𝗆𝗉𝗌 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖽. "𝖨'𝗆 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗌𝖺𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗍 𝗍𝖺𝗌𝗍𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖻𝗎𝗋𝗇𝗍 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗐𝖻𝖾𝗋𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗌." 𝖳𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗄 𝗀𝖾𝗍𝗌 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖿𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖭𝗂𝖼𝗈𝗅𝖾 𝗀𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝖾𝖾𝖽. "𝖡𝗎𝗋𝗇𝗍 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗐𝖻𝖾𝗋𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝖼𝗋𝖺𝗓𝗒.. 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝗁𝗂𝗍 𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖾?" "𝖮𝗁 𝗆𝗒 𝗀𝗈𝖽, 𝗒𝖾𝗌! 𝖳𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅 𝗐𝖾𝖾𝖽! 𝖳𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗇𝗈𝗍𝖾𝗌 𝖡𝖾𝖻𝖾." 𝖳𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗄 𝗁𝗂𝗍𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝗅𝗎𝗇𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗀𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗂𝗍 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗍𝗈 𝖭𝗂𝖼𝗈𝗅𝖾. "𝖨 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝗂𝗓𝗓𝖺!" 𝖬𝖺𝗋𝗃𝗈𝗋𝗂𝗇𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝖺𝗌 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗅𝗄𝗌 𝗂𝗇.

Marjorine: The pizza guy wanted 10 dollars instead of 5...

Tweek: Did you give it to him?

Marjorine: Hell no! Gave him 5 and closed the door!

Nicole: Did he ask you if you wanted to fuck?

Marjorine: Yes!

Nicole: You did the right thing.

Bebe: Marj! Smoke this and see if it taste like burnt strawberries!

Marjorine: Who said that?

Tweek: Me.

Marjorine: Holy shit...

Bebe: It taste good right?

Marjorine: No it's fucking awful.

Bebe: Bitch.

Nicole: My weed is better bitch.

Bebe: Ugh..

Marjorine: Anyway, are you guys going to Tolkien's house party tonight? I need to sneak out somewhere so I don't have to hear my parents shit.

Bebe: Hell yea!

Nicole: of course I'm going. He my man!

Marjorine: Can you guys pick me up then?

Tweek: Girl don't you got a boyfriend? Make his musty ass pick you up.

Marjorine: You right. Fuck yall.

Bebe: I bet 20 dollars they're gonna fuck.

Tweek: They are the type to fuck in public tho.

Marjorine: What!? No... I bet 10 if you and Craig have sex.

Tweek: You know it! But let's talk about Nicole-

Nicole: What about me?

Bebe: When are you and Tolkien gonna fuck?

Nicole: Girl, I don't know and I don't care! Sex ain't that good to be wishing it every day.

Tweek: True that.

*𝗯𝘂𝘇𝘇𝘇𝘇𝘇*

Marjorine: Hello?

Scott: Hey marj!-

Marjorine: Just call me Marjorine.

Scott: Marjorine!- Uh.. do you think you could pick me up?

Marjorine: Like to go to the party?

Scott: Yes! Gary convinced me to come so I was coming!

Marjorine: Oh... lovely.

Scott: Gary said he couldn't do it and Sophia said she's going with her boyfriend so..

Marjorine: No.

Scott: What?

Marjorine: I said sure. I have to tell my friends first.

Scott: Oh ok! Thanks!

••••••

Bebe: Who the hell was that?

Marjorine: Scott Malkinson.

Tweek: You got his number??

Marjorine: yea because we had to do a class project together.

Tweek: Damn that sucks.

Marjorine: I know.

Nicole: What did he ask?

Marjorine: If I can pick him up.

Bebe: Oh my god- Pleasee tell me you didn't say yes to that?

Marjorine: I wish I didn't.

Bebe: Fuck Marjorine! Your so soft to people!

Marjorine: Yeah, yeah... Anyway, ima go get dressed.

Nicole: Oh! Girl me too. It's almost time to go!

Tweek: I'll wait.

Bebe: Your gay, you'll be fine!

Tweek: No thank you. You stink up the whole bathroom.. and I'm not talking about your ass I'm talking about that fish-

Bebe: There's a guest bathroom downstairs, fuck off and wash up!

Tweek: Thanks B!

𝗔𝗧 𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗖'𝗦 𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗘

𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇, 𝖪𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖢𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗆𝖺𝗇 𝗂𝗌 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗑𝖻𝗈𝗑 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗆𝖺𝗇 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗂𝗇 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺 𝖻𝖺𝗀 𝗈𝖿 𝖿𝗈𝗈𝖽. "𝖳𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗆𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝗒 𝖨 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝖼𝖺𝗍𝖼𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝗒 𝖺 𝗉𝗂𝗍 𝖻𝗎𝗅𝗅 𝗈𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝗐𝖺𝗒 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾." 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗉𝗎𝗍𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝗀 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝖺𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗉𝖺𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝖺𝗆𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗍 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾.

Cartman: Who the fuck starts a conversation with that??

Kyle: Dude it was your damn dog!

Kenny: You have a dog?

Cartman: I forgot to give it to the shelter.

Stan: So you didn't chain it up or nothing?

Cartman: With what? I don't have nothing.

Kyle: What's it's name?

Cartman: Princess.

Kyle: Go figure.

Kenny: Ay, yall going to Tolkein's party?

Stan: Yea I am!

Kyle: I guess.. why?

Kenny: Nothing! But watch me get 3 bitches on my dick!

Cartman: Dude you have a girlfriend..

Kenny: Her too!

Kyle: No way your musty ass getting bitches. The only bitch that actually likes you in this school is Marjorine.

Kenny: type shit..

Cartman: Should I wear my wig to the party?

Stan: your confident.

Kenny: ok but if you do, fix your wig, it's gonna be leaning to the side.

Cartman: and then I'm good?

Kyle: yea your good, but all you need is a little edge control and.. it should be good.

Eric: awww my friends are so supportive!

Stan: I was just laughing my ass off while Kyle was talking. Anyway, yall wanna go to that Denver mall?

Kyle: hell yea!

Eric: ofcoruse!

Stan: I'm driving-

Kenny: No the hell you not! I'm driving!

Stan: Alright.

𝗔𝗧 𝗧𝗢𝗟𝗞𝗜𝗘𝗡'𝗦 𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗘

𝖢𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗀 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖳𝗈𝗅𝗄𝗂𝖾𝗇 𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗎𝗉 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝖼𝗎𝗉𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝖩𝗂𝗆𝗆𝗒 𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖽𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗎𝗉 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝖾𝗇 𝖺𝖼𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗍𝗌 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖶𝗂𝗂 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝗂𝗌.. 𝗐𝖾𝗅𝗅... 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝗍𝗁𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗆.

Tolkien: yo Clyde come on man what the fuck you doing in the bathroom?

Clyde: I gotta dookie I'm sorry!

Craig: I swear we didn't need to know that.

Tolkien: hey where's tweek?

Craig: he with his friends. I guess they probably planning they outfits?

Jimmy: s-should I br-bring my ca-ca-camera for tonight?

Clyde: we could take pictures of this epic party!-

Craig: Clyde close the damn door nobody wants to smell your shit dude!

Tolkien: your lucky my parents aren't here..

Clyde: alright I'm done!

••••

Craig: where yo clothes at?

Tolkien: was it that hard to push bro?

Clyde: long story.

Jimmy: y-you je-jerked off?

Clyde: what no? It's just a long story..

Tolkien: ....uh ok well anyway, who's gonna get the alcohol?

Craig: I'll get the alcohol and pay Stan to get weed from his dad's farm?

Tolkien: Oh alright, cool!

Clyde: me and Jimmy will be the photographers! Talking to all the ladies! "what up baby girl?"

Craig: if I was a girl, I'll cry if you said that to me.

Clyde: let me Britney your Spears?? I'm a slaveeee-

Craig: I'm crying a river.

Tolkien: yo Stan just texted and ask if we wanna go to that new mall in Denver?

Craig: Tell him we coming!

Tolkien: Alright.

Clyde: Wait before we leave, do you have something in the fridge?

Tolkien: fat ass you do know there's food at the mall right?

Clyde: I'm a different kind of fat Tolkien.

Craig: Just go get a scooby snack dude.

Clyde: Fine...

𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗒 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝗀𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗈 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗂𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗒.

"𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝑴𝒊𝒙-𝑨-𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝒂 𝒔𝒍𝒖𝒕?, 𝒊 𝒎𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒅, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒊 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒔 𝑴𝒎𝒎 𝒍𝒂𝒚'𝒆𝒎 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝑫𝒓. 𝑹𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅'𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒔𝒕, 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒚 𝒅𝒐 𝒊 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒔? 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍, 𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝒔𝒆𝒆-"

"Marj?"

Marjorine: Call me marj one more time..

Scott: Oh, sorry! Are you drinking already??

Marjorine: What? No! I'm just enjoying the music.

Scott: you listening to mix-a-lot is interesting..

Marjorine: Kenny plays this song in his car a lot.

Scott: that doesn't surprise me.

Marjorine: I know. Nobody surprised.

Scott: Ugh, remember the time I accidentally stepped on your foot? He was side eyeing me!

Marjorine: I understand way..

Bebe: What up bitch! Hey Scott...

Marjorine: Hey girl!

Nicole: yoo! isn't this your first party you came to?

Scott: Ohh yea it is! I love it so far!

Bebe: you guys wanna get high?

Scott: Oh sure! Never got high before..

Marjorine: well, yall go ahead, i don't smoke remember?

Nicole: girl if you don't bring yo ass here and come smoke with us! Stop being in the fucking shadows!

Marjorine: alright just this once.. where's Tweek?

Bebe: he the first one to make out with his boyfriend. Who own me $30?

Nicole: yea yea you won. But what about marj?

Marjorine: again yall, I'm not fucking him today.

Bebe: oh but you'll kiss him tho??

Nicole: yall, can we start smoking cuz I wanna drink!

Bebe: Oh yea, come on!

Scott: alright!

Bebe: pstt marj! Just a fyi his ass stink. Like I'm not joking.

Marjorine: yea remember when we played 7 minutes in heaven?

Bebe: The boy was screaming!

Marjorine: yea. But we gotta play along alright?

Bebe: I don't know how much longer..

1:00am

"𝑰 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒊 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒍, 𝒊 𝒈𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒂 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒊𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍 𝒊 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒔𝒆𝒆, 𝒊 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒃𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝑩.𝑬.𝑫, 𝒈𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒍𝒚-"

Kenny: let me add this to my sex list real quick..

Marjorine: favorite sex song yea?

Kenny: marj? I been tryna find you all day, where were you?

Marjorine: Smoking, getting high~

Kenny: you? Getting high? Look at you then~

Marjorine: yea well they was threatening me before I said yes soo..

Kenny: Well, are you riding with them? If not I can take you to my place?

Marjorine: you and you only.

Kenny: wanna get something to drin- Well first, you high?

Marjorine: nah not really. I'm really looking for Tweek but I guess he already left.

Kenny: I heard Scott was here? Kinda upset I didn't see the fight..

Marjorine: What fight!?

Kenny: between him and Gary..

Marjorine: huh.. I wish I saw it.

Kenny: me too. I heard it from Cartman.

𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐑𝐢𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚

Marjorine: ahhh! This my shit!

Kenny: You don't even listen to Rihanna?

Marjorine: funny! You right.

(Really didn't want to fix this part fr)

𝖪𝖤𝖭𝖭𝖸 𝖯.𝖮.𝖵

ᴅᴀᴍɴ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ sʜᴇ ᴅᴀɴᴄᴇ ɪs ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ ʙᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴏ. Lᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀss, ɴᴀʜ sᴛᴀʏ ғᴏᴄᴜs ʙʀᴏ. Wʜᴀᴛ ɪғ ɪ ᴀsᴋ ʜᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴏɴ ᴍᴇ? ɴᴀʜ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴡᴇʀɪᴅ ʏᴇᴀ?-

Marjorine: hey Mr. Looking at my ass while I dance, come dance with me~

Kenny: your bold aren't you?

Marjorine: got it from you actually~

𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐭, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨. 𝐌𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐢 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐢 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞. 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲, 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰.

𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. "𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐚𝐬𝐤." 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝. "𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤~"

𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐤𝐲𝐥𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐰 𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐮𝐬, 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐚𝐲. 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭. 𝐀𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞. 𝐏𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐞𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐬, 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐲𝐬, 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐛𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐢 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞. 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬. "𝐎𝐡! 𝐒𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐡𝐮𝐡?" 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 *𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙶 𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙶* 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥? 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐬 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬? 𝐰𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐧𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐲.

𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍... 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝗐𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗁𝗈𝗆𝖾. 𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗇𝖾𝗐𝗌 𝖼𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗇𝖽... 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗖𝗢𝗧𝗧 𝗠 𝗚𝗢𝗧 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗧 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗗𝗜𝗘𝗗. 𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖾𝗅𝗌𝖾? 𝗪𝗘 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗛𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗗𝗨𝗗𝗘.