Douluo: Modify the dialogue, everyone goes crazy

After crossing into the Douluo Dalu (Soul Land) world, Our Protagonist gains a "Dialogue Modification System" that rewards him for twisting the plot into absurdity.



During Tang San’s martial soul awakening, he modifies the Blue Silver Grass into a Blue Silver Chicken (cultivated for 2.5 years), and the Haotian Hammer into a Haotian Dog, causing Tang Hao to doubt whether Tang San is even his biological son. As a reward, the system grants Our Protagonist 100 modification points, which can be exchanged for treasures like the Nine Yang Divine Skill.



The chaos continues:



Our Protagonist Heavenly Rotten Sword becomes the Heavenly Sky Sword, possessing the elements of ice, fire, thunder, and darkness, along with the ability to summon seven overpowered beasts.

When Tang San vows to become Yu Xiaogang’s disciple, the word “master” is changed to “godmother,” leaving Yu Xiaogang completely bewildered. Later, when Yu Xiaogang's mouth swells from poison, Tang San is forced to “suck out the toxin” through a painfully awkward kiss.



Witnessing this, Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong, and Dai Mubai are left frozen in horror, questioning the sheer insanity of this altered reality.



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