Naruto : My Daddy Is Danzo

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I died.

Then I respawned.

In Naruto.

As Danzo's son.



That's right—Shimura Danzo. The most shady, scheming, Root-dwelling, eyeball-snatching maniac in all of Konoha… is my dear old dad.



But don't worry—I didn't come empty-handed. The gods (or some very drunk ones) blessed me with the legendary Face Fruit.



What does it do, you ask? Simple:

If I say "Give me face," you give it.



Respect, praise, admiration. Whatever counts.



Or suffer the consequences.





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"Fugaku, my guy—Mikoto's blushing just from sensing my chakra. You really wanna keep pretending you're not threatened? Be smart. Give me face and get back to coaching that Uchiha pride before your hairline retires."

—Ren, grinning, arms crossed





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"Dan. You're actually trying to flirt with Tsunade? You? She could crack your spine like a twig. Do yourself a favor. Give me face, walk away, and maybe I won't tell her you still sleep with a kunai under your pillow for 'emotional support.'"

—Ren, threatening Dan





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"Monkey, no offense—okay, full offense—but the Hokage hat would look way better on me. I've got charisma, shadow clone efficiency, and a way less depressing backstory. Be a team player. Give me face and hand it over."

—Ren to Hiruzen, casually sipping tea





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