Chapter 1: Unexpected Rebirth

Tokyo. Thirty-year-old Hikaru Morimoto walked to work, his face expressing complete surrender to life. An office drone, an incel, a virgin—labels he would have worn with pride if they had somehow justified him. But no. Today, like always, he decided to entertain himself with a stupid challenge—holding his breath for two minutes to prove to himself that he could at least do *something*. 

He died. 

Not from lack of oxygen, but because he tripped over a curb, hit his head, and went straight to the afterlife. 

"Congratulations, you're dead. But since you died a virgin, you get a bonus," came a voice that sounded more like an overworked office employee than a divine being. 

"What?" 

"999 strength, 999 agility, 999 intelligence, invincibility, immortality, all spells unlocked, all skills maxed out. Basically, you're OP. Enjoy." 

"Couldn't I have just lost my virginity and not died?" 

"No." 

And just like that, what appeared to be an ordinary guy with pink hair and a white kimono woke up in the middle of a Japanese village from the Sengoku period—except with magic, dragons, and, of course, girls with unnaturally large breasts who immediately clung to him. 

"Oh, great hero! You saved us! We don't know how or from what, but now you're our hero, and we want your babies just because!" said the first one, Ayame, whose chest seemed ready to burst out of her kimono. 

"We will serve you faithfully!" added the second, Sakura, whose skirt was shorter than his chances of a normal life in his previous world. 

Hikaru stared blankly at them. 

"You… you wanna fuck?" 

"Of course!" they answered in unison. 

"But I don't know how." 

Silence. 

"What?" 

"I'm a virgin." 

The girls exchanged glances. 

"You… the strongest, but…" 

"Yep." 

And so began his greatest adventures.