I Am the Pandemic

"I Got Bitten by a Zombie… And It’s Awesome!"



Turns out, getting bitten wasn’t the end for me—it was the beginning.



While everyone else is running for their lives, I’m walking through hordes of undead like they’re my damn fan club. They don’t attack me. They don’t even look at me.



Survival? Please. While people are killing each other over a stale loaf of bread, I’ve already stockpiled enough supplies to last a lifetime. Oh, and I might’ve accidentally built my own zombie army along the way.



Safe zones? While others are barely holding onto their pathetic little camps, I’ve carved out my own empire.



The apocalypse isn’t hell for me—it’s my playground.