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What to expect:
Romance+comedy combo, with Tsunade as the female lead.
MC is strong from the start but plays a supportive role.
Not a system novel, though the MC technically has one.
MC is a slacker and a flirt, but there’s no harem.
Add to this a slight take on Hokage duties and politics.
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It’s a translation, by the way, but I cleaned it up a bit.
All credit goes to the original creators.
Upload schedule: 1 chapter a day.
If you're looking for the raw title or MTL, check out my pinned review below.
Hello, everyone! Your friendly neighborhood poison tester has found another dusty gem. It's a relaxing read with a nice flow and comedic undertones. Honestly, just read the first chapter. That’s essentially what the whole book is like. You can expect the same quality for many chapters to come. And yeah... Don’t expect any epic battles whatsoever—the MC won’t move his rear unless Tsunade pushes him. Keep in mind that my review is based on around 70 chapters I’ve read so far (out of 350). For those who want the raw title or MTL, here they are: Raw title: 木叶守门人我被纲手偷听了心声 MTL title: Konoha Gatekeeper I was overheard by Tsunade If you enjoy suffering, you might as well read it. YOLO!
MC is alegetly a genius politicaly competent and so on, but is unable to notice tsunade doing things after he thinks of them, making him to look like her uncle, and accting totaly different from the plot after meating him.
Having read half of the original, I can say at once, at first the story is fun, but then it becomes monotonous and boring, the humour is flat. So for just killing time on the road, it will do.
Read the first 4 chapters and I have to say, instant favorite! I love this style of writing (I've read most of Doglickergods stuff so the heroine hearing the MC inner thoughts is always a winner). So far this looks great and I can't wait for more
So the Book starts good and Kind of funny and the character is good is what i thought. If you want to read a fanfic where the mc is oh but lacks any Kind of backbone and lets himself be stepped on by tsunade 24/7 even if it goes against everything he wants its for you. I was realy sad because there was so much potential
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As the title says, Tsunade can hear some of his thoughts when he is in certain range or "as seem necessary for the plot". It is comedy and kinda slice of life but I can't read any further because of this typical chinese trope that MC is overpowered but dumb for "plot" who's thoughts can be heard by a powerful woman who uses him for his knowledge and treat him as she wants. MC also has typical chinese superiority complex with overpowered+all kind of abilities that wants to stay low key but would not hesitate to reveal himself if someone tries to destroy his normal life. Honestly, there are so many stories with similar storylines that it is no longer unique or interesting.
ADD THE NO-HAREM TAG ME LAD! YOUR HIDING A NATIONAL TREASURE WITHOUT IT!
Absolutely worth it. Leaves you frustrated and wanting for more are there are not enough chapters. God level translation and the cover pic is spot on.
I'm hooked.....better not stop the updates bro...finally something hilarious and worthwhile...
first 10 chapters are really funny. its kinda crackfic with a little bit of plot i guess
It's a ridiculous crack fic that made me cringe from the virgin energy, but I can't be mad at it. ..........................................
10 out of 10.............................
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i will give you 5🌟 cause i like tsunade.....