My Ex-Boyfriend is a Superhero

——Is it good to date a superhero?

Abigail: "It's like being a widow. Great."



Let's talk about my fake boyfriend

When I was sick, he was out saving the world.

When I was sad, he was out saving the world.

We were in the middle of foreplay and he suddenly had to go save the world?!

Screw him! Broke up, and now he's off saving the world again!



Oh. Then go date the world-saving.

Ha, if all the men in the world die, I still won’t take you.