We were just vibing under a tree, taking a break because Vish's
brooding aura was emotionally taxing. Allie was braiding flowers,
Kyuu was munching on berries, and I was attempting to understand
my stats like they were taxes.
Then the clouds above us parted. Literally. Like someone just pulled
a cosmic zipper.
"OH NO," Kyuu said, already shielding her eyes.
"YO!" boomed a voice from above. A literal god-tier face peeked out
of the cloud like a nosy landlord. It was Glitch Daddy. In all his
pajama-wearing, gamer-chair-sitting glory.
I blinked. "Why are you peeking at me like a budget Zeus?"
"Side quest time," Glitch Daddy said, tossing down a scroll like it was
a used receipt.
I caught it with all the grace of a startled chicken. "Can I say no?"
"No," he said, sipping from a Mountain Dew bottle labeled
'Ambrosia'. "You're the Chosen One, remember? That means you
do my chores now."
Allie looked over my shoulder. "What's the quest?"
I unrolled the scroll:
Quest: Retrieve the Golden Duck Feather of Eternal SnoozingTM
from the Screaming Marsh.
Reward: A slightly used beanbag and 10 XP.
Failure: Mild spiritual disappointment.
I stared up at him. "What the hell kind of side quest is this?!"
Glitch Daddy shrugged. "Do you want plot progression or nah?"
Before I could scream, he just poofed. The cloud zipped shut with a
"woosh" and a faint discord notification sound.
"I hate it here," I muttered.