Audrey’s POV
The smell is what wakes me first. Not a good smell. Not coffee or pancakes or even burnt toast. No — it’s the distinct, worrying scent of scorched plastic and something definitely not edible.
I bolt upright in bed, blinking away sleep, and find Mom already halfway to the door, tying her robe.
“That’s either the smell of death,” she mutters, “or your boyfriend attempting breakfast.”
"Or your husband." I follow her into the hall, rubbing my eyes.
And then we hear it: pots clanging, a suspicious hiss of oil meeting water, and the high-pitched giggles of my son. Then Drew, cursing under his breath with the rhythm of a man who thought he could do it all... and is now realizing that scrambled eggs aren’t, in fact, that easy.
“Ian, no, that’s cinnamon, not paprika—wait, shit! Don’t touch the—oh hell—Mr. T, the spatula’s melting—!”