Rizzmaster: The Adventures of Bob
SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce".
Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality.
One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully.
Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!)
Rating: PG Parental Guidance recommended
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• Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously.
• All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated.
• The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨
• Read and you won't regret*
*Disclaimer: 50% probability.
Reviews: "Absolutely terrifying." - Reader who was traumatised. "nightskynear is a monster. Do not recommend." - Shocked reader, upon reading Chapter 18 of Rizzmaster: The Adventures of Bob. "I was just catching the train and minding my own business when nightskynear came up to me and forced me at water-gunpoint to read his stupid webnovel, and now every waking moment, I can't stop reading it!!! Don't support him!" - Upset commuter. "Don't believe those guys, nightskynear is cool. we cool; we cool, right? uh, can you put the rubber knife away now?!" - Guy who says nightskynear is cool "Sigh, okay... 'nightskynear is a very good writer'. ok i said it. now eat your greens!" - nightskynear's mom. ___ Welcoming all feedback, my main goal is just to write more and to have fun, which is definitely better with more people, so I hope you guys enjoy it ✨
Great writing, super interesting premise, really good comedy. Genuinely interesting characters who have flaws and have dreams. Well written with very minor spelling mistakes here and there (very minor). All in all this if fuckingpeak, no joke I genuinely had so much fun reading this and I want a shit ton more. Just give it a read, it will surprise you.
Lmfaooo. I only just started reading but from what I've witnessed so far— this book is taking the 'cultivation' trope and giving it this unhinged/ironic twist (I don't wanna spoil anything haha). I found myself genuinely wheezing a couple of times. Glad I found this book fr fr.
This book delivers pure adrenaline from start to finish! The action scenes are gripping, the pacing is perfect, and the characters are bold and unforgettable. A must-read from a talented author who’s as supportive as they are skilled.
Not exist):- As a reader of this book... it's super super nice and amazing... Author is doing hard study of genetics to make this novel great... I hope in future me also seen it's amazing chapters like now.... A Mc is quite funny and all can relate with him... A Female lead is super super rich... May she is my dream girl.... Stolen by Mc...
I need to take a break because goddamn this novel really fun to read. The amount of times I cackled to myself while reading is just too much, I honestly need to take a breather. BUT SERIOUSLY! If you want a fun and entertaining novel that breaks the norms on Webnovel, you've come to the right place! This seriously is a fun read that is not a waste of time. That's enough of my review, I'm gonna go take a break now, hooh.
action is not my genre but i still liked it very much and damn your writing style is fun to read
This story is absolutely wild and chaotic, I’m so living for it. [img=Feeling it]
the synopsis got me hooked it's like looking at your dream man and knowing he's the one 😍
A truly wonderful and funny novel. Its premise is truly unique, and I've never seen anything like it before. Its writing style is also unique and speaks directly to the reader sometimes in some situations. The only thing that's needed is the description. However, it's a wonderful comedy novel par excellence. Anyone who wants to laugh and read a comedy novel that's among the best, I highly recommend this novel. Don't miss it.
Absolutely amazing word build, I look forward to more chapters
A great book from the very first chapter, delivers the authenticity of adrenaline and comedy together. The writing style combines them genuinely, it doesn't feel forced at all. The characters are great because they feel real and not robotic which most fail to deliver. overall a great reccomendation.
the plot is simple at first but very catchy. rizz the unrizzable. a bit short in length at first but its very fun.