nightskynear

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". 

Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality.

One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. 

Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!)

Rating: PG Parental Guidance recommended

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• Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. 

• All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated.

• The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨

• Read and you won't regret*

*Disclaimer: 50% probability.

Rizzmaster: The Adventures of Bob

There were a few ideas that Bob had in mind.

Firstly, he could get to the bottom of Allie's Magic Treasure Suppression and help her reach her full potential.

The second was that he would have to tell her eventually about his [True Multiple Projection] so that she understood more about him and who he was.

He could also explore other Spray and Stay partners first to get more experience

and knowledge about relationships and to level up his Rizz game… (?!?!)

- but without letting Allie know first and hearing what she had to say about it, since his Respect and Morals Level was now Level 153 and counting, it wasn't something he was comfortable doing.

Telling a girl that by the way, I also have a Second real Projection that is a very rich successful and handsome dude was actually trickier than it might seem.

For one thing, Bob also didn't want to be liked or admired for external things like being rich or famous. At his Core, Bob wanted to be liked for his own abilities, without the external trappings. This was one of the reasons why he had created Valentine and kept it separate from Bob in the first place - it was to sift out the gold-diggers from the actual gold.

This is not to say that Bob had anything against 'gold-diggers', or women who were attracted more to wealth and power than to the person possessing that wealth and power.

Wealth and Status were attractive things after all, signalling many positive attributes and a promising future.

It was just that he personally wanted someone who liked him regardless of his wealth and status, who believed in him, his vision, his dreams, and who made him better in every way. Did such a person actually exist? He wanted to find out!

Did Allie really like him for… him? Would she like him even if he wasn't perfect?

So much for the "Spray and Stay". At the same time, Bob could also pursue his 'Spray and Pray" and "Spray and Slay" strategies.

His alt Valentine was doing a good job with these two latter things, but Bob knew that he couldn't be complacent.

He wanted to do exceptional things to transcend his A++++++ genetic quality.

Empowering others with choices. Channeling [Flow State] and Spreading the insights regarding "The Art of Rizz" to others and letting them decide for themselves.

There were a few problems though.

The first problem that he faced though was that Bob was gradually losing touch with the Real World. He now saw solutions to problems that others couldn't see… which made him increasingly isolated.

As Bob was beginning to gain increasing insights and improvements, he saw many solutions to problems, but the world is not so convenient or simple. Everyone has free choice, and that would often involve doing technically suboptimal things simply because it is part of what makes humans… humans.

Bob knew from his [Divine Inspiration] that he had to let go, and that Education and Training was key so that people could have more opportunities to make informed choices for themselves.

And what if they, after all that, just decided to do what appeared to be 'suboptimal' things anyway?

Everyone was entitled to live life the way they wanted so long as it respected other people and their privacy, autonomy and rights.

Bob considers the next step of the True Multiple Projection (TMP)