Who Said a Cat Can’t Seduce?

It was 2 a.m.

I was asleep. Peaceful. Deep in a nice dream...

Then suddenly—something strange woke me up.

Something warm... soft... wet?

Something slowly sliding... up my stomach...

I opened my eyes — slowly — and saw her.

Misa.

Crawling over me like smoke... or a seductive curse in the shape of a woman.

Her hair fell over her shoulders, and as usual, she was wearing my shirt — barely buttoned, naturally.

"Kaaaaayle..."

she whispered with that lazy, sultry voice of hers.

"I'm... bored."

"It's two in the morning!"

I said, trying to understand if I was still dreaming — or stuck in a very soft nightmare.

But she didn't answer.

Instead, she slowly opened her mouth...

and licked my neck.

Then my ear.

Then—without kissing—dragged her lips over mine... like she was savoring the torment.

"Kyle, did you know...?"

she arched her back above me, tail curling gently around my leg like a silk rope.

"I read something interesting in your book about the male body..."

Then — she smiled that devilish, feline grin.

"There's a spot here..."

she said, pressing a single finger low on my stomach — slowly...

"And if I touch it like this..."

she started moving in a lazy, circular motion — like she was toying with some magical button.

Me?

I was melting.

Thoughts gone.

Morals? Lost since Chapter Four.

"You're breathing fast, Kyle... are you sick?"

she asked, with that dangerously fake innocence, crawling until her face was directly in front of mine.

"Or maybe... you just like what I'm doing?"

Then — without warning — she nibbled my lower lip.

Lifted her legs, straddled my waist like it was her throne, and declared:

"This is my favorite spot now!"

"MISAAAAAAAA!!"

I screamed — face buried deep into my pillow.

"I WANT TO SLEEP! STOP!!"

"I'm just helping you relax, Master..."

she murmured as she laid flat on top of me, resting her ear over my chest... and closed her eyes.

And… yes.

She fell asleep.

Me?

I just stayed there.

Frozen.

Traumatized.

Pathetically defeated.

"Why is my life turning into a lewd anime?"