CHAPTER 11

Chapter 11 – The Mysterious Ghost Dance

The morning sun filtered through the curtains, warming the wooden floor as Lin Yue skipped into the kitchen like a girl with a very important mission.

Her mom was cooking — a tower of spicy meatballs sizzling in the pan — while her dad sat nearby, nibbling crackers and looking pale.

"Good morning, Daddy," Yue said sweetly, dragging a chair across the floor and plopping down beside him.

He smiled. "Morning, princess."

Her mom nodded. "Eat something before you start planning world domination."

Yue smiled innocently. "Actually, I have a question."

Her dad blinked. "What is it?"

She leaned in, elbows on the table, eyes serious. "Did you and Mom do the ghost dance?"

Silence.

Her dad choked on his cracker. Her mom froze mid-flip with a meatball suspended in the air.

"The what?!" her mom barked.

Yue tilted her head. "The ghost dance. You know. That thing couples do at night that makes a baby. You did that, right?"

Her dad's face turned redder than the chili oil in the pan. "YUE!"

She crossed her arms. "Hey, I have to know. I'm the big sister now, I need the facts."

Her mom slowly turned from the stove, eyes narrowed. "Who told you about a ghost dance?"

"I heard the baker's wife say it to her husband when he brought her rose tea. She winked and said, 'Let's do the ghost dance again tonight.' Then he giggled."

Her mom pinched the bridge of her nose.

Yue grinned. "So… you and dad… did it? Was it fun?"

Her dad covered his face with both hands.

"Yue," her mom said slowly, "There are some things you don't say before breakfast. This is one of them."

"But you have a baby in there," she said, pointing dramatically to her dad's belly. "So logic says you both got funky."

"Funky?!" her dad squeaked.

Her mom turned, face serious. "Sweetheart. It's called making love."

Yue gagged. "Ugh, mom! That sounds even worse!"

Then she turned to her dad, eyes squinted like a detective. "Did mom wear you out? Be honest. She's super strong."

Her dad looked like he wanted to crawl under the table. "I'm not answering that."

"Okay, okay," Yue held up her hands in surrender. "So no details. But did you cry?"

"YUE!"

"Emotionally! Like, from joy or something!"

Her mom was laughing now, trying and failing to flip a meatball while wiping tears from her eyes.

"Oh gods," she wheezed, "Yue, you're just like my sister when she was ten."

Yue stood proudly. "I take that as a compliment."

Her dad grumbled. "You're all evil."

"I'm gonna tell the baby how you made him," Yue said, hands on hips. "I'll call it the 'ghost dance origin story.'"

"You'll do no such thing!" her dad yelped.

Yue grinned, snatching a meatball from the plate. "Can I feel the baby move yet?"

"Not for a few more weeks," her dad muttered, "And not if you keep bullying me."

"I'm preparing you for parenthood," she said, biting into the meatball. "You're welcome."

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Later that day, Yue sat under her favorite mango tree, telling her gang the whole story — complete with reenactments.

"…And then I asked if he cried! Can you believe he turned as red as a tomato?!"

They all howled with laughter.

Meimei clutched her stomach. "I'm gonna pee—your dad's so soft!"

"Next time," Yue said, plotting, "I'm gonna ask mom to teach me the ghost dance."

They all gasped.

"Yue!"

"Kidding, kidding! I don't want another sibling anytime soon!"

They fell over laughing.