My Disciples are Idiots!

Bai Laotou has a grand ambition: create the No.1 sect in the world!



On the first day, he recruits disciples... but they're not normal!



Disciple 1: “Wait, is this a boss fight or just a cutscene?”



Disciple 2: “Bro, don’t skip the dialogue. There might be hidden lore flags.”



Disciple 3: “I’m speedrunning this quest. Gonna solo the mini-boss and see if I can glitch through the trial wall.”