The Misadventures of Reginald the Reluctant Reincarnate

Mild-mannered accountant Reginald's humdrum life takes a hilariously bizarre turn when a stapler-induced portal flings him to the saccharine Land of Floof. Mistaken for a prophesied hero, he's tasked by a monocle-wearing unicorn to defeat the fluffy but tyrannical Dark Lord Snugglesworth. Armed with his accounting tools and a healthy dose of disbelief, Reginald navigates a world of giggling goblins, tax-savvy sphinxes, and warring pastries, all while desperately searching for a decent brew. Will this unlikely hero conquer the cuddly chaos and ever balance the books of Floof?