Chapter 12: The Ghost Prom Committee & The Necromantic Formal
Location: Cafeteria / Spirit Realm Overlap Zone
Liana was mid-toast (actual bread, not ceremonial) when the wall split open and out floated:
The Ghost Prom Committee.
They hovered in tattered tuxes and translucent gowns. Eyes glowed faintly. Smiles haunted memories.
Their leader, Vanessa the Forever Junior, spoke:
"Principal. It's prom season."
Liana blinked. "You're dead."
Vanessa floated closer. "So? We still have standards."
The System chirped:
[Quest Triggered: Host the Annual Necromantic Formal. Warning: Failure may result in ghost uprising, existential dread, or poltergeist glitter bomb.]
Meanwhile, in the Student Council War Room
Mordain declared, "We are NOT allocating budget to ghosts again."
Slime Girl objected, "They used last year's budget to summon a DJ Lich who only played Gregorian trap. It was a spiritual experience."
Vault Girl: "What's prom?"
Everyone turned.
"You don't know?" Liana gasped.
"Where I'm from," Vault Girl said, "we just host Battle Proms. Last one ended when someone married a dragon mid-duel."
There was a beat of silence. Then someone muttered, "That actually sounds... kind of romantic."
Elsewhere: The Ghost Dress Crisis
The prom committee demanded a fashion budget.
The sewing club refused.
The solution? Animate discarded ball gowns with necro-thread and summon a stylist banshee.
Now the halls echoed with:
"You're serving afterlife couture, darling!"
Vault Girl accidentally clicked on a glitched item in the System Shop:
[Prom Gown of Temporal Collapse – 1 Glitched Point]
She tried it on.
Time stopped for a second.A star was born.Also, several skeletons proposed.
Cut to: Liana's Office
She had three ghost prom flyers stabbed into her wall.A box of haunted corsages just blinked.And the cafeteria had been converted into a spirit-bound ballroom with floating tables, spectral punch, and one really angry haunted disco ball.
"System," she hissed, "I run a magical academy, not a posthumous dating service."
[Correction: Magical Academy Social Engagements mandatory for accreditation. Especially undead-inclusive ones.]
She facepalmed so hard the walls shook.
Prom Night
The music was a haunting blend of soul jazz and necro-pop.
The punch bowl kept asking riddles.
Slime Girl went with a fungus elemental.
The student council president tried to shut it down—then got crowned "King of Eternal Prom."
Vault Girl danced once. Her gown rippled through dimensions. She accidentally un-aged a ghost by 300 years. He burst into flame. It was beautiful.
Mid-Prom Crisis: The Banshee Breakup
The stylist banshee discovered her ex—the DJ Lich—was dating a poltergeist in the gym teacher's body.
Heartbroken, she shrieked so hard:
Mirrors cracked in the past.
Students turned inside-out (briefly).
The soul-stream of the event began unraveling.
Vault Girl tried to console her with a lollipop.
Instead, the banshee declared:
"Let the Dead Bride's Waltz begin!"
Suddenly, all undead began slow-dancing ominously in synchronized steps.
Liana: "I give up."
System:
[Emergency Subroutine: 'Principal Dance Override' Initiated.]
So she danced.
In heels of fate.In a suit conjured from enchanted paperwork and sarcastic resignation.With the banshee, who cried spectral tears and whispered:
"You're not like the last principal. You actually showed up."
Liana smiled. "No one else will hire me."
Finale:
The dance ended peacefully.The DJ Lich dropped the beat and vanished in a puff of jasmine and despair.The prom king exploded into confetti.Everyone agreed it was the best prom since the one that started the Great Ghoul Rebellion.
Liana received:
[Reward: Soul-Forged Principal Crown (Legendary Cosmetic)][New Trait: Death-Positive Leadership Aura]
End of Chapter 12