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Kenta Shibasaki was your average, hopelessly dumb high schooler — until he died in the world’s stupidest accident.

Reborn in the desolate wasteland of Hueco Mundo as a hollow, his future looked grim… until a bizarre system appeared. This strange power grants him Evolution Points (EP) for doing the most ridiculous, idiotic things imaginable. From talking to rocks to challenging cacti to duels, Kenta’s absurd antics somehow make him stronger.

Armed with nothing but sheer stupidity and an unbreakable will, Kenta sets his sights on the impossible: to evolve into a Vasto Lorde and survive this brutal world of monsters and madness.

In a land where only the strong survive, one boneheaded fool might just rise to the top.

I Died and Became a Hollow, But I Get Stronger by Being an Idiot

I was lounging on my ugly rock throne, my trusty cactus standing guard like a spiky idiot soldier, when the thought hit me.

It's not weird I'm their leader.

Wise creatures flatter the wise. Idiots flatter the even dumber.

And me? I was somewhere in between, just dumber enough for both.

Couldn't talk. Couldn't write. Built a house uglier than a sand-crusted potato. Roared at cacti. Got lost in my own backyard.

Perfect leader material.

As I nodded proudly to myself, a passing Hollow bird smacked into a rock nearby.

[EP Gained: 10,000]

[Reason: Passive aura lowering flying creature's pathfinding IQ]

(Translation: You deserved that.)

But then… I remembered something.

"We'll come tomorrow, Boss, bringing a new guy for the crew."

The big blue bastard.

The one who almost bit off my head during mating season when my brainless pet Aizen tried to… you know… on him.

The memory of one hand and one leg flying through the air like sad sausages made me sweat, even though Hollows don't sweat.

I paced in circles. I roared at my cactus for no reason.

What if it's HIM?

I'm not ready to lose another limb!

I tried digging a hole to hide in but forgot how big I was now and got stuck.

[EP Gained: 12,000]

[Reason: Brilliant tactical hiding fail]

I wiggled free and glared at the moon.

If that panther freak shows up tomorrow, I'm running. I don't care if I'm the leader.

I roared one last time and face-planted into the sand out of sheer stress.

[EP Gained: 6,000]

[Reason: Dramatic sand-eating performance]

As the moon hung silently in the endless sky, I whispered in my head:

"Please don't be him… please don't be him…"

[Current EP: 2,170,500 / 100,000,000]

Chapter 53: “The Natural Order of Stupid…and a Terrible Realization”