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Kenta Shibasaki was your average, hopelessly dumb high schooler — until he died in the world’s stupidest accident.

Reborn in the desolate wasteland of Hueco Mundo as a hollow, his future looked grim… until a bizarre system appeared. This strange power grants him Evolution Points (EP) for doing the most ridiculous, idiotic things imaginable. From talking to rocks to challenging cacti to duels, Kenta’s absurd antics somehow make him stronger.

Armed with nothing but sheer stupidity and an unbreakable will, Kenta sets his sights on the impossible: to evolve into a Vasto Lorde and survive this brutal world of monsters and madness.

In a land where only the strong survive, one boneheaded fool might just rise to the top.

I Died and Became a Hollow, But I Get Stronger by Being an Idiot

Today I woke up, looked at my cactus guard — Spike-o-sensei — and felt proud.

He was still standing. Not moving. Not dying.

(Translation: Morning, Spike-o-sensei!)

Aizen wagged his tail and bit a rock. I think he thought it was food.

What if… I hold a festival for Spike-o-sensei?

I ran around my ugly, sand-leaking house, gathered bones, broken hollow teeth, mask shards, one old fishbone I don't remember owning, and stacked them in a crooked circle around Spike-o-sensei.

(Translation: Decoration!!)

[EP Gained: 11,000]

[Reason: Decorated a cactus for no reason]

Next, I drew a giant wobbly circle line in the sand with my finger around the house.

Aizen ran straight over it and ruined it.

"GUOOOOOOOOOOH!!!"

(Translation: BAD!! I JUST MADE THAT!!)

[EP Gained: 10,000]

[Reason: Yelled at dog over a sand line]

Aizen, being a professional idiot like me, rolled over and chewed a bone.

I grabbed three poor tiny hollows passing by, told them to sit near Spike-o-sensei, pointed aggressively.

I chased it, but tripped on a bone, face-planted in the sand.

[EP Gained: 12,000]

[Reason: Face-planted while chasing a random hollow]

By the time I lifted my sandy face, the small hollows were gone.

Only Aizen remained, tail wagging proudly.

I declared the festival a success anyway.

(Translation: Festival over!! You win, Spike-o-sensei!!)

I awarded the cactus with a dead beetle I found nearby.

To end the day, I stood on a big rock, raised both arms to Hueco Mundo's empty sky.

"GUOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!"

(Translation: BEST FESTIVAL EVER!!)

[EP Gained: 14,000]

[Reason: Held a festival alone with a cactus and a dog]

[Current EP: 2,100,500 / 100,000,000]

And that's how I held the greatest cactus festival in history.

Chapter 51: “The Great Cactus Festival”