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Kenta Shibasaki was your average, hopelessly dumb high schooler — until he died in the world’s stupidest accident.

Reborn in the desolate wasteland of Hueco Mundo as a hollow, his future looked grim… until a bizarre system appeared. This strange power grants him Evolution Points (EP) for doing the most ridiculous, idiotic things imaginable. From talking to rocks to challenging cacti to duels, Kenta’s absurd antics somehow make him stronger.

Armed with nothing but sheer stupidity and an unbreakable will, Kenta sets his sights on the impossible: to evolve into a Vasto Lorde and survive this brutal world of monsters and madness.

In a land where only the strong survive, one boneheaded fool might just rise to the top.

I Died and Became a Hollow, But I Get Stronger by Being an Idiot

We gathered in front of my ugly house, the nightless white sky of Hueco Mundo hanging above us. Spike o Sensei stood loyally by my side as my bodyguard. My pet Aizen sat proudly next to me, tail flicking as if he was some great hero. The five Adjuchas sat down in a loose circle. Grimmjow stood a bit off to the side, looking irritated but curious.

It was time for a meeting.

"Since we're a group now… we should pick a name and decide what the hell we're doing."

"Something cool like… 'The Fang Lords'!"

"What about 'Bone Crushers'?"

Nakeem just mumbled something no one heard.

Grimmjow sighed, flicking his tail.

"Name's useless if you idiots die before evolving."

"But before that — there's something I've been wondering."

"This big green idiot's different."

"I've never seen him eat a single Hollow since the day I first saw him… decades ago. No hunting, no killing, nothing. And yet, he's evolved from a Gillian to this. No one else in Hueco Mundo's like that."

"Huh… you're right. How the hell's he getting stronger?"

"And another thing… I've noticed something off. Everyone around him tends to act… dumber."

The group looked around at each other.

"Except me and maybe you, Grimmjow."

"Tch. Figures. I was wondering why these idiots are extra stupid today."

Aizen let out a proud "Woff!" and struck another cool pose.

"I don't know what it is… maybe some kind of passive ability that lowers people's brains. Either way, he's our leader now, like it or not."

"Whatever. As long as it gets me closer to Vasto Lorde, I don't care who leads."

"Skull Breakers!"

"Hueco Smashers!"

"Cactus Clan!" (Di Roy suggested that, I think.)

At the end of it, Shawlong promised we'd pick a name tomorrow.

"I almost forgot how dumb these five Grimmjow followers are before becoming Arrancars…"

Current EP: 2,198,500 / 100,000,000

Chapter 55: “The Dumb Gathering”