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Kenta Shibasaki was your average, hopelessly dumb high schooler — until he died in the world’s stupidest accident.

Reborn in the desolate wasteland of Hueco Mundo as a hollow, his future looked grim… until a bizarre system appeared. This strange power grants him Evolution Points (EP) for doing the most ridiculous, idiotic things imaginable. From talking to rocks to challenging cacti to duels, Kenta’s absurd antics somehow make him stronger.

Armed with nothing but sheer stupidity and an unbreakable will, Kenta sets his sights on the impossible: to evolve into a Vasto Lorde and survive this brutal world of monsters and madness.

In a land where only the strong survive, one boneheaded fool might just rise to the top.

I Died and Became a Hollow, But I Get Stronger by Being an Idiot

Today was supposed to be my big moment. A grand hunt where I'd finally show off my new Adjuchas strength, and maybe crush a few skulls. The gang had gathered — Shawlong, Edrad, Yylfordt, Di Roy, Nakeem, Aizen (my pet, not the Sosuke guy), and that white panther Adjuchas, Grimmjow.

The plan was simple: go out, find some poor Adjuchas, and beat it up.

I could already imagine it. Me towering at 6 meters tall, charging in, claws ready, leaving a trail of wreckage. My house-guard cactus, Spike o Sensei, even gave me a wobbly salute as we left.

But of course… nothing ever goes the way I plan.

The group found a decent target — a bulky-looking Adjuchas with antlers. Everyone took a step back to let me have the kill.

That little flea-brain jumped ahead, acting cool like usual, posing dramatically in mid-air and slicing the Adjuchas clean in two before I even took one step.

I was about to roar in frustration, and I did.

"GURAAAAAAAHHHH!!"

(Translation: Oi! That was my kill, you overgrown gecko!)

The others just blinked at me. Grimmjow clicked his tongue, glaring at Aizen. "Tch, what's with your pet? You always pulling this crap?"

Aizen, completely ignoring me, did another smug pose.

As everyone gathered around the corpse, they started looking dazed again. I noticed it — my passive aura was working. It wasn't as bad on Shawlong and Grimmjow — they just squinted like they were getting a mild headache — but the rest were already drooling like idiots.

I could feel the notification from the system.

[You made 6 creatures lose clarity of thought. EP + 12,000]

(Translation: Hell yeah, free EP!)

Shawlong rubbed his temples, glaring at me. "I swear this idiot's got some curse. Stay too close and your brain turns to mush."

Grimmjow smirked. "Tch, yeah. I ain't getting near you unless it's for a fight."

Guess I was too dangerous to hang around. Perfect.

Current EP: 3,460,000 / 100,000,000

At least I got my points. Even if my hunt was stolen. Again.

Chapter 58: Hunt Party and Stolen Spotlight