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Kenta Shibasaki was your average, hopelessly dumb high schooler — until he died in the world’s stupidest accident.

Reborn in the desolate wasteland of Hueco Mundo as a hollow, his future looked grim… until a bizarre system appeared. This strange power grants him Evolution Points (EP) for doing the most ridiculous, idiotic things imaginable. From talking to rocks to challenging cacti to duels, Kenta’s absurd antics somehow make him stronger.

Armed with nothing but sheer stupidity and an unbreakable will, Kenta sets his sights on the impossible: to evolve into a Vasto Lorde and survive this brutal world of monsters and madness.

In a land where only the strong survive, one boneheaded fool might just rise to the top.

I Died and Became a Hollow, But I Get Stronger by Being an Idiot

Today was all about building a base big enough for our whole crew. Shawlong and his four idiot friends — each six stories tall — me at six meters, Grimmjow at four, and Aizen, the three-meter dog who somehow always looks cooler than everyone else.

Before getting started, I grabbed a rock and bit into it like it was a juicy snack. Why? Because eating Hollows makes my EP drop, but eating rocks? That's a solid 10,000 EP boost. Stupid things pay off, huh?

Shawlong gave his usual serious "we're doomed" glare. "We need a base six stories tall, strong enough to keep idiots like us in one piece."

Wait — two roars mean yes, one means no — or was it the other way? I forgot. So I just roared twice.

"RUOOOH! RUOOOH!"

Grimmjow raised an eyebrow. "Is that a yes or a no?"

I just wagged my arms, because why not? Stupid actions get EP too.

Construction started. Shawlong and his towering pals stacked rocks like it was a game. Grimmjow punched holes in walls because "it looks badass." Aizen, of course, posed dramatically on the rocks — and kept falling off — but never lost his cool.

Spike o Sensei, my prickly cactus guardian, stood firm at the gate, skull necklace gleaming under Hueco Mundo's eternal night.

Thanks to my passive skill, everyone but Shawlong and Grimmjow was getting dumber by the minute. The others? One tried to eat a rock just like me, another crowned himself with a tree branch, and someone else attempted to marry a sand dune.

Shawlong groaned. "This aura's a curse."

Grimmjow smirked. "I'm only sticking around if it's for a fight."

Aizen gave a smug "woof" and shot a cool glance at Grimmjow — even though I caught him stalking him earlier. Classic Aizen behavior.

The base ended up a lopsided sandcastle with holes, cracks, and a sign that was supposed to say "HQ" but read "HO." No one noticed.

Grimmjow muttered, "Was that yes or no?"

Shawlong waved it off. "Don't ask. He doesn't know either."

As night draped over Hueco Mundo, the base stood… well, it only stood not yet finish. Grimmjow's holes made it look rough, Aizen's antics left sand everywhere, and Spike o Sensei kept watch like a tiny green warlord.

I munched another rock, grabbing another 10,000 EP for my trouble. Stupid things really do pay off.

Current EP: 3,890,090 / 100,000,000

Chapter 59: "Big Base, Big Idiots"