How to Get Girls, Get Rich, and Rule the World (Even If You're Ugly)
Don’t have looks? Don’t have money? A complete nobody? Fear not!
Because you’re definitely doing better than Dante!
After reincarnating in a pathetic mine infested with goblins and a spider the size of a wagon, Dante discovers he has one thing no one else in this magical world does: shamelessness — and a lot of creativity!
Armed with intelligence, strategy, an RPG system, and a kind of charisma anyone can fake, Dante is determined to level up, earn respect, and rule the world!
Win at life and overcome every twist — even if the whole world thinks you’re the ugliest thing alive!
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This story is about a badass guy who ended up dying tragically and being reincarnated in a magical world to become a better person.
This doesn't necessarily mean he'll become a better person. In fact, you'll see him use absurd strategies to gain fame and notoriety.
The character has completely bizarre and even comical attitudes, but that doesn't mean he's stupid. Quite the opposite.
In this story, you will find a harem — as the title suggests — lots of adventure and as the story develops, you'll see a kingdom system. The focus will be on the context within the world and on the people (worldbuilding).
It's a story focused on a guy who wants to do well in life and HOW he's going to achieve that (even though he's ugly).
The unique part of the story is that, technically, you can apply some of the lessons from the story yourself. Of course, keeping in mind that it's a fantasy.
But nothing the protagonist did is impossible to apply (I'm living proof of that).
That said, happy reading.
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okay so HOW TO is basically what happens when you throw a sarcastic half-broken fire mage with a mining pick into a conspiracy-ridden fantasy world and tell him: “Good luck, don't die.” dante’s the kind of guy who talks trash mid-battle manipulates people by making them think they had the idea and somehow keeps surviving monsters corrupt politicians and magical BS by sheer stubbornness and rogue brainpower. It’s like The Witcher meets BoJack Horseman but if Geralt had trust issues and solved problems with explosions and gaslighting. absolute chaos i love it
Dante is probably the ugliest MC I’ve never seen. Does he have talent? Not really. Looks? Absolutely not. Morals? Questionable at best. He scams, talks, and bluffs his way through life like a fantasy-world salesman who rolled a nat 20 in improvisation. It’s stupid, it’s brilliant, and I honestly don’t know if I’m laughing at him or with him, but I’m having fun either way. Is it deep? No. Is it dumb? Definitely. Do I recommend it? Absolutely.
So far, so good. The main character died after taking viagra? I've never seen that before, and that's awesome! 🤣 Is it a goblin or what? Curious to see what will happen next!
Dante is ugly, broke, and talentless — but makes up for it with shamelessness, crazy schemes, and zero dignity. It’s like watching a random NPC force his way into being the main character… and actually pulling it off. Chaotic, hilarious, and absurdly addictive.
LOVED! A F***ING HALF-ORC?! That's something i've been waiting for years. Since i start playing D&D years ago, i love orc, half-orcs and, belive it or not, goblins! Since goblins are starting to getting famous now, i wish u the best for beeing the first author i see using an half-orc!
I particularly liked what I read. The beginning is fast and exciting, something that I found different from most Isekais. I hope the author continues.
An interesting, enjoyable work, with a unique plot and an unparalleled comic tone. LOL. I hope the author continues with the great work and brings more and more chapters! I also want to learn how to conquer the world.
Just read! 😁 More and more Chapters coming, the author is active and showing entertainment. I'm just waiting to blink and have 100 more chapters, come on author!
It's the first time I've seen something like this, a very different vibe from the usual. If it weren't for the so-so character design, it would be a 10/10. I still think it's a 9/10.
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