Woah!
What the? This isn't Janus halls, where the hell am I?!
_Please tell the audience your experience so far_
There you are, Aithex. What do you mean, the audience, am I a character in some story?!
_Unfortunately, we don't have much time to explain, please just give a summary of your experiences_
UGHHH! I already died and went to another world, now I am learning I am just some toy for a shitty novel?
_..._
Fine! Hey how's it going? I died and my soul got sucked into some orb thingy and transferred into some futuristic planet. I now have to fight back against an alien invasion and try not to let my friends die in the process.
There done.
_Could you explain more that's exceedingly vague, you haven't even told them how your powers work_
Nope! If they want to know more they can read about my torture. I may be beholden to some shitty author but I can still push for some dignity dammit!
_...Fine_
Great now let's start the day over again, I think I figured out a way to last a little longer this time.
_The doors are open_
Thanks
_Innitiating mind wipe_
What did you sa--
_...I believe that's enough for you?_
$^%$#@&^#%
__Then compensation please, I need to wake up one of my siblings. Please don't be Tiberinus_
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Hey it's shitty author here! I hope you enjoy my third novel, I still plan on writing the other ones even if they are taking forever. I struggle to stay on topic really badly...