Bardodiction

Woah!

What the? This isn't Janus halls, where the hell am I?!

_Please tell the audience your experience so far_

There you are, Aithex. What do you mean, the audience, am I a character in some story?!

_Unfortunately, we don't have much time to explain, please just give a summary of your experiences_

UGHHH! I already died and went to another world, now I am learning I am just some toy for a shitty novel?

_..._

Fine! Hey how's it going? I died and my soul got sucked into some orb thingy and transferred into some futuristic planet. I now have to fight back against an alien invasion and try not to let my friends die in the process.

There done.

_Could you explain more that's exceedingly vague, you haven't even told them how your powers work_

Nope! If they want to know more they can read about my torture. I may be beholden to some shitty author but I can still push for some dignity dammit!

_...Fine_

Great now let's start the day over again, I think I figured out a way to last a little longer this time.

_The doors are open_

Thanks

_Innitiating mind wipe_

What did you sa--

_...I believe that's enough for you?_

$^%$#@&^#%

__Then compensation please, I need to wake up one of my siblings. Please don't be Tiberinus_

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Hey it's shitty author here! I hope you enjoy my third novel, I still plan on writing the other ones even if they are taking forever. I struggle to stay on topic really badly...