MILF Conquest Online: My Divine System Rewards Me for Bad Life Choices

I died a virgin.

I lied about having a girlfriend named Anastasia (definitely not AI).

Then a truck hit me hard.



Next thing I know, some hot goddess with a clipboard throws a “You’re emotionally bankrupt, but we’re giving you a second chance” system in my face and shoves me into MILFHEIM: a dungeon where lonely, stressed-out MILFs with emotional baggage need a handyman-slash-heartthrob.



My quests? Fix plumbing, soothe crying toddlers, and maybe fight off the wine-swigging werewolf-aunt who’s mad at her ex.



Level up my charm, unlock bizarre passive skills like “Backrub Proficiency” and “Scent of a Reliable Man,” and try not to embarrass myself while romancing these battle-hardened, busy moms.



Who knew surviving midlife crises and managing tantrums was the ultimate endgame?



Welcome to MILF Conquest Online.

Your divine system rewards all your terrible life choices.