For millennia, humans have been researching the mysteries of the soul. Is it a wisp of energy presenting our soul, or is it simply a consequence of the brain's complex machinery? Does it still exist beyond the veil of death, or does it burn out like a used candle?
Throughout history, countless bright minds have theorised, argued, and even committed their lives to answering these deep problems, only to provide inconclusive findings. From philosophical treatises to religious teachings, scientific enquiries to esoteric beliefs, humanity has proposed a plethora of theories to explain the soul's nature and destiny. But none have produced a generally accepted or verified explanation.
However, in a truly hilarious twist of fate, one unsuspecting human was about to be hurled into a trip to confront these very riddles, not by choice or intellectual pursuit, but simply because his own extremely unusual fate requires it that his path will inadvertently illuminate the journey for many that will come after him.
[Author Note: This story contains a lot of profanity and possibly several scenes unsuitable for children under 18. Please read at your own risk.]