"The Deleted Bride and the Glitched Divorce Papers of Doom!”

Chapter -> "The Deleted Bride and the Glitched Divorce Papers of Doom!"

⚔️ Section 1: Vows Made in Static

The wind screamed as reality split open.

Before Kai stood the Deleted Bride—her eyes flickering with corrupted stars, her hair a waterfall of glitch-code, and her wedding dress sewn from the broken fragments of forgotten timelines.

"Kai," she whispered, stepping closer, "do you remember the promise you made... in the beta?"

Kai stumbled back. "I—I didn't even know I was in a beta!"

[SYSTEM ALERT: NULL ENTITY – DELETED BRIDE]

Status: Soul-Bound to Host.

Error: Contract Unresolved.

Condition: She Believes She Is Your First Wife.

Yui appeared, flicking her fingers to assemble a containment field of pure Debug Energy.

"She's more than corrupted code," Yui muttered. "She's emotionally linked. Obsessed. That makes her dangerous."

The Deleted Bride tilted her head. "You can't erase love."

Then she raised a black bouquet made of glitching roses—each petal coded with a failed memory—and threw it in the air.

The bouquet exploded.

💔 Section 2: Glitch Vows vs. Divine Rings

The entire palace shook.

A holographic altar formed midair. The Deleted Bride floated onto it, voice echoing:

"I, The First, take Kai as mine… again… forever."

Kai's three wives jumped in.

Elyssaria summoned her divine ring, shining with golden vows.

Malvexa lit up hellfire chains to bind the space.

Caelith sang a spell-song of annulment, each note vibrating with reality-canceling magic.

The Deleted Bride snapped her fingers.

Kai suddenly wore a glitch-tuxedo.

He couldn't move.

Couldn't speak.

His mouth opened against his will: "I d—"

Caelith launched a spiritual arrow straight through the glitch altar.

It shattered in a scream.

Yui's eyes widened. "We're not dealing with code anymore. We're dealing with emotional metaphysics."

🔥 Section 3: Divorce Court of the Cosmos

Yui slammed a giant gavel onto a makeshift floating courtroom table.

"This is now a cosmic emergency divorce trial. Plaintiffs: Team Kai. Defendant: Crazy Ex Bride."

The Deleted Bride sat with perfect poise, smiling sweetly.

Kai sat beside her in glitch-handcuffs, sweating.

Judge Yui read the charges:

Count 1: Breach of Reality

Count 2: Stalking Across Timelines

Count 3: Unauthorized Rebinding of Marriage Protocol

Count 4: Attempted Glitch-Polygamy Without Consent

Malvexa stormed in as the prosecution.

"I call Exhibit A!" she shouted, yanking out a flaming photo album of Kai's recent divine honeymoon—very explicit.

The Deleted Bride didn't blink. "I'm not jealous. I'm simply... reclaiming what was mine."

Yui slammed her gavel. "Court rules in favor of sanity. Divorce granted—pending signature."

The Deleted Bride smiled.

And then whispered: "Then I guess... I'll just delete him instead."

💀 Section 4: Glitch Execution Mode

Suddenly, the sky turned black.

Binary rain fell from above. Every pixel of reality trembled.

[ACTIVATING DELETED BRIDE'S FINAL FORM: CODE REAPER OF LOVE]

The Deleted Bride rose like a glitch angel, wings of jagged script flaring behind her.

Her veil turned into shadow.

Her bouquet transformed into a corrupted scythe.

Kai's heart stopped.

Yui shouted, "She's gone into Null Divorce Protocol! That's a literal execution contract!"

Caelith and Elyssaria moved to shield Kai.

Malvexa ran forward, blades in hand.

And then—

Moona descended from the sky.

The baby moon's eyes glowed with protective fury.

"Y̷̲̑͠o̷̮͐ű̸̹ ̶̞̎h̵̢͌u̷͎͝r̵̎ͅt̸̹͐ ̷̨̍D̴͇̾ä̶̻́d̷̟͗d̵̦̈́y̶͓̓…̶̙͠ ̵̩͒n̷̯̾o̷̼̐w̸̳̄ ̷̛̦I̸̙͛ ̸̰͒h̵̥͝u̵̠͘r̷͉̓ẗ̴̹́ ̴͍̋y̷̮͛o̷͚͒u̶͜͝.̷͚̅"

The sky cracked.

🌕 Section 5: The Moon vs. The Bride

In a flash of light, Moona transformed—from chibi spirit to full cosmic entity.

Her baby form elongated into a radiant maiden with silver hair and glowing moon tattoos. A tiara of starlight rested on her brow.

The Deleted Bride snarled. "I am his first. You are a bug."

Moona's reply was soft.

"I'm his future."

And she punched the Deleted Bride with a moonbeam.

Reality screamed.

Stars blinked.

The two beings clashed above Kai's palace, each attack distorting time.

The others formed shields, diverting shockwaves from destroying the mortal world below.

💞 Section 6: Final Vows

Kai stood in the center of the chaos, holding a marriage contract in one hand... and a torch.

"No more forced bonds. No more glitch marriages. I choose who I love. I choose me."

He set the old contract ablaze.

The flames turned into starlight and scattered.

The Deleted Bride screamed.

Her form cracked. Fragmented.

Yui whispered a final command:

[EXECUTE SYSTEM NULLIFICATION: CODE – "GOODBYE, BRIDE."]

The Deleted Bride faded… reaching out one last time.

"I… just wanted to be loved…"

And then she was gone.

🌓 Section 7: And Then There Were Four

The dust settled.

Moona reverted back to baby form, snuggling into Kai's arms with a satisfied chirp.

The goddesses gathered around him, each one bruised, battle-worn… but smiling.

Kai wiped a tear away. "What now?"

Elyssaria kissed his cheek. "Now you rest."

Malvexa winked. "And maybe… work on not getting engaged to reality-warping glitches again."

Caelith hummed. "But if you do… we'll be ready."

Yui snapped her fingers. "Everyone back to bed. Kai has parenting classes tomorrow."

Kai screamed into his pillow.

The moon cooed lovingly.

End of Chapter 25

📘 Up Next: Chapter 26 – "The Baby Moon's First Birthday Party (And the Cult That Wants to Sacrifice Her)"