Imagine you’re chilling in your room, playing that good old MMORPG, when suddenly... POOF! You wake up floating in the middle of a dark cave — no arms, no legs... and no underwear. Congrats, you’ve become a glowing crystal!
Yep, our protagonist was accidentally teleported to another world — not as a hero, not as a mage, but as the glorious (and not-so-glamorous) Core of a Dungeon.
Now, with a chatty system, a bunch of bratty monsters to manage, and idiot adventurers constantly trying to raid his home, he’ll have to use everything he knows about games, strategy, and memes to turn his dungeon into a legendary fortress.
But hey, it’s not all traps and spikes (though he’s definitely planted a few). With charismatic monsters, insane powers, and an ego that grows with the dungeon, maybe — just maybe — he can conquer this world without ever needing a body.
After all, who needs legs when you can summon an army of explosive slimes?