I opened my eyes… and I wasn’t in heaven or hell.
Nope. I was reborn as Ōtsutsuki Toneri—yes, that Toneri. The lonely moon prince, the guy everyone forgot after The Last. Only this time? I’ve got the purest Ōtsutsuki bloodline flowing through me, and I’m not sitting back waiting for Naruto to punch me into enlightenment.
First order of business? Unseal Kaguya early. You know, just casually revive the Rabbit Goddess and take her sightseeing across the shinobi world.
Second? Crush some destiny.
With Kaguya floating silently behind me like an ancient final boss, and the Reincarnation Eye blooming in the palm of my hand, I descend upon the ninja world like a divine calamity.
Ōtsutsuki Momoshiki? Kinshiki? Urashiki? They're not rivals—they’re my warm-up squad.
And those so-called legends of the ninja world?
Madara, the mad god of war.
Hashirama, the tree-hugging battle Buddha.
Might Guy, who kicked a literal god into the grave with just Taijutsu.
Naruto Uzumaki, child of prophecy and plot armor incarnate.
Sasuke Uchiha, emo-chic sword god with a galaxy in his eye.
I looked at all of them—every single one gathered in front of me under the banner of the Allied Shinobi Forces.
And then I asked, smiling:
“So… which one of you is going to die first?”