Chapter 90: Big Mommy Nox On The Run!

Nox's POV:

It seems I have become a mother again as I have newly adopted two new kids, and I have a feint feeling a third one might be on the way. After popping out two new kids like a boss in the form of adoption, I only had time to give them their names 'Meathead' and 'Wimp' before we were tragically separated via portal due to an unexpected playboy attack.

The dude literally split the entire colosseum in half as he tried to cut my baby boy in two. However, it would seem like I'll need to give Meathead a talk about the genetically enhanced birds and the polymorphic bees later.

After the playboy had revealed my personal information, I decided to sock him so hard he landed on the other side of town. Does he not realize just how many stalkers and perverts are out there watching us in secret right now. If he reveals any more info I might have a repeat of my first day as a professor. I would rather not have a horny group of wizards and witches pushing up against my window tomorrow morning. Hence, I had no choice but to kill him for the sake of protecting my private life.

Unfortunately, before I could, one of the perverts watching us moved and pinned me down. It was a species of demi humans known as dwarfs, who are known for their characteristically short and beefy build and big beards. Though, even for a dwarf this guy's beard was incredibly long hence I shall now refer to him as 'Longbeard' in honor of the majesty on his face.

Longbeard seemed to be rather old for a dwarf, based on my knowledge of their anatomical structure I would say this guy is at least in his two hundreds, which is rather old considering they rarely live past 150 with the oldest on record reaching around 300 with his natural lifespan. He was wearing a pair of high-quality enchanted gloves and boots that seemed to be part of the same armor set. Though I could tell by the enchantments that he wasn't wearing the complete set. So, some of their functions weren't unlocked as they likely required the full set to activate.

It was such a pity, but it seems like I would have to live with my personal info being leaked to the public as Longbeards seemed rather powerful. Dealing with the playboy alone is tiresome enough, and Longbeards full power is still unknown, not to mention the rest of those pervs spying on us right now. So, I faked my death to lose the stalkers, though I'm pretty sure the playboy and especially Longbeard noticed my escape. Either way I have a pretty good idea where my info leak came from which is why I'm sneaking around looking for my little brother and/or first-born Crybaby.

It took me forever to find them because I also had to avoid the detection of those stalkers, which is why I didn't find them until later in the night. Unfortunately, it seems like my hunch was right as I could spot them talking to that dirty playboy through a window. It seems my innocent little ancient baby bro and the sweet little Crybaby have fallen in with a bad crowd, as they were hanging out with that crooked playboy. To my dismay they were giving out more of my personal info while explaining our relationship. Since I didn't want to attract that crook's attention I decided to go prepare for tomorrow, while I waited for them to split off from the playboy.

Tomorrow will be the final day of Walpurgisnacht and given my luck, it will likely end with me against the world as usual. Unfortunately, I was unceremoniously dumped by my sugar daddy Whitebeard after the whole Blackbeard incident, so I lost my scapegoat for tomorrow's festivities.

That's right, my original plan involved using my ex as a meat shield for whatever trouble came my way during this event, but it seems it was just not meant to be. After our divorce I lost both my house and my job, but I'll be damned if I let them take my kids too.

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And so, it begins. I had just barely finished my pre-game in time for the match, thanks to the delay caused by them having to repair the arena after the energy slash the playboy had launched through the place. I was currently running around in my mister Sun persona as I was looking for a safe place to sit. Normally, I would have a seat reserved by virtue of being the target of my ex's greed, but he dumped me. He seems to have slandered my good name and reputation, because now the local law enforcement has mistaken me for some kind of criminal.

"Oh. My. God!" I said as I just had an epiphany.

Could it be that the evil master from the academy followed us to Walpurgis? If so, then that would explain why I never caught the scoundrel. For it could be none other than Whitebeard himself. He has both the authority and manpower to pull off such wicked deeds without getting caught. Those were my thoughts as I was running away from the guards chasing after me.

While running from the law, I suddenly spotted an open spot that seemed perfect.

"Hey there Crybaby! Is this spot taken?" I said as I jumped over the masses of people to land in the open spot at the front of the spectators.

It would seem my Crybaby needs a bath cause the moment the guards came close they immediately backed away. It would seem my baby boy's stench is so strong even the long arm of the law gets to grossed out to touch him, hence why they gave up the chase.

"Please, just leave me alone!" My Crybaby whined as I put my arm around him.

"How cruel! After being separated for so long you push me away!" I said as I pretended to be hurt.

"I already got beat up by my boss! So, could you just leave me alone for a bit?" He said as he looked up at me with a black eye.

"Oh! But didn't that only happen because you ran your mouth about things you shouldn't have" I said, while giving him the kindest bloodshot glare I could muster.

"N-No! I-" He started fumbling his words in a panic as he tried to come up with an excuse.

"That playboy knows my age now, as well as some of my other personal info! Leaking such information to the public without my consent is a serious crime you know! You wouldn't happen to have had anything to do with this would you?" I said as I grabbed him by the shoulder to stop him from running.

"No, ma'am!"

"Good! Then you wouldn't mind if I sat and watched the game with you, right?"

"No, ma'am!"

And that's how I acquired police repellent to watch the big game.

Before the match started 'Longbeard' appeared and gave a speech about some hard work and talent. You know, all the usual inspirational crap people say to motivate the gullible youths to go make something of themselves.

After the speech, he teleported to a VIP balcony where I could spot some dwarf and a human behind where Longbeard sat. Next to him there were a trio of high elves, and a group of hooded figures led by a brown-haired guy.

"Hey, Crybaby! Whose Longbeard and the guys next to him supposed to be?"

"Seriously? You're usually miss know-it-all! How come you don't already know?"

"I was too busy popping out your younger siblings to do my usual homework, okay! Now spill!"

"Wait! Siblings?! Did you take in new disciples? Who?" My Crybaby said as he grabbed me by the shoulders and started shaking me.

"Aw! Is my Crybaby worried he'll lose mommy's attention?"

"No! I'm worried for the wellbeing of my juniors! They have no idea what hell they just walked into by becoming your disciples! I still have nightmares to this day!"

"Don't worry! You will always be my little Crybaby! Now you play nice with Meathead and Wimp next time you see them, okay! Now tell your mommy who those big boys up there are!"

"Fine! Just stop talking to me like I'm a toddler!" Crybaby said as he pointed at the balcony.

"The dwarf in the middle is the world's number one enchanter specialist, Olaf Gladstone, the sage of runes, while the people behind him are his escort. The high elves are representatives of the faction owned by the sage of the fays, while the guys in robes are representing the sage of the arcane."

"I heard from Whitebeard that the sages would be present for the finales, so why is there only one of them here?"

"They are very busy and rarely leave the territory of their own factions. Hence, they usually just send their representatives instead, but after some chaos during the previous events they came up with a new rule. That at least one sage has to be present for the last day of Walpurgisnacht."

"What happened to cause this change?"

"Well, funny story. I-"

"SHUT UP! It's starting!" I interrupted my Crybaby as I noticed my baby boy brat number 2's final exams.

He was entering the arena to fight for the title of biggest brat of the year, and his opponent was… me?

"Huh? What the fuck!"