Chapter 128: Latnos Part 3: S&M Sales Pitch!

In front of a certain shop, a man wearing a one-armed, full body latex suit and zipper mask could be seen. He was wielding a horse whip, while on his chest there was a name tag that said 'One-Armed Willy' on it.

It was old man Hu, who had been duped into wearing this by way of the devil's deal. Inside the store behind him there were a number of sex toys, erotic novels and drawings, along with some bottles of aphrodisiac on display. His two juvenile bosses had decided to split their job shifts into day and night shifts. By day it was a pharmacy, and by night it was a sex-toy store.

Dawn was about to break as the night shift was ending. He could already spot the energetic little girl taking down the displays and putting up vials with the names of different medicines written on them. As the girl is overwhelmingly strong for a mortal, old man Hu wasn't really needed for security anymore, so he went to sleep in his room on the second floor. He slept in the guest room right across the hallway from the shared bedroom of his bosses.

*Bang*

However, not long after he had drifted off to sleep, he was awoken by the loud sounds from the floor below his room. As Hu was about to go take a look downstairs, he was stopped by Yang, who had also come out of his room.

"What now?"

"Go put on your uniform, now!" Yang said as he activated the soul contract, before going downstairs.

…

Meanwhile, downstairs.

"HOW DARE YOU! DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO I AM?!" A middle-aged guy yelled at the fish-masked girl at the counter.

"I AM SORRY SIR! BUT WE ONLY SELL THOSE DURING THE NIGHT! BUT IF YOU WANT, I CAN PUT IN AN ORDER TO HAVE ONE SET ASIDE FOR YOU UNTIL THEN!"

"THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! I AM HERE ON BEHALF OF THE GREAT MISTRESS, AND YOU DARE SHOW ME SUCH DISRESPECT! I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH YOUR MANAGER!"

"AH! WELL, YOU SEE SIR!"

"We don't have a boss." Yang said interrupting his sister as he walked down the stairs.

"WHO IS THIS BRAT! IF YOUR BOSS DOESN'T SHOW-!"

"Could you keep it down? I am trying to get some rest before the nightshift starts." Yang said as he yawned.

"WHAT?!"

"YOU SEEM RATHER TENSE SIR! MAY I RECOMMEND SOME LIGHT SEDATIVES TO HELP YOU RELAX!"

"Hey, sis! Pass me some melatonin, while you are at it!"

"SURE THING! HERE YOU GO SIR! THAT WILL BE 2 SILVER AND REMEMBER TO ONLY TAKE ONE A DAY! THERE IS A NOTE DETAILING POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS AND RECOMMENDED DOSAGES INSIDE THE BAG! HAVE A NICE DAY!" Yin spouted out as she gestured for her payment while holding out the bag of sedatives.

"I DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID BAG! IN THE NAME OF THE PURPLE PALACE! I AM ORDERING YOU TO SURRENDER THOSE TOOLS!" The man yelled, slapping the bag of drugs away while going red in the face.

"*Gulp* So, what's the problem?" Yang said as he swallowed the tablet Yin had given him.

"OH! THIS MAN WANTS TO BUY OUR NIGHTTIME PRODUCTS!"

"Sir, the sex-toy store opens later tonight. Until then, this is a pharmacy. It says so on the sign outside. *Yawn* If you want to buy something from me then you can come back when my shift starts." Yang said as he walked back up the stairs, passing by the new security guard.

"Screw this! IF YOU WON'T GIVE IT TO ME, THEN I WILL JUST TAKE IT BY FORCE!" The man said as he jumped past the reception desk to reach the door to the storage room.

*Smack*

"OUCH! What the-?"

However, before he could turn the handle of the door, the latex security guard whipped his hand. Seeing the tall dark figure of the one-armed, zipper mouthed man looming over him made him stagger backwards in surprise.

"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! I AM THE-!"

*Smack*

Cutting off the angry man, old man Hu smacked his horse whip against the sign of the storage room door that spelled the words 'STAFF ONLY'.

"HOW DARE YOU! I AM AN OFFICIAL FROM THE PURPLE PALACE AND I WILL NOT BE DISRESPECTED LIKE THIS! WHAT ARE YOU, UGH!"

Ignoring his words, old man Hu put down his whip and lifted the guy over his shoulder before throwing him out the door.

"HAVE A NICE DAY!" Yin yelled as she waved at him from behind old man Hu.

"I'LL MAKE YOU REGRETT THIS!" The red-faced man yelled as he walked towards the giant purple building down the street.

…

Awhile later.

"I am sorry mistress! This lowly pig failed you! Please punish me!"

Inside the purple palace building in Latnos, the angry official from earlier could be seen down on all fours with his shirt off, while a spectacled lady in red lingerie was stepping on his face while wielding a bullwhip. The man who had gone red in the face from rage earlier was now red in the face for a different reason, as he saw the pale woman crack her whip.

*Smack*

"OH!"

"Tell me swine! Who is your master?"

"This pig's owner is none other than the majestic mistress of the purple palace!"

*Smack*

"AH!"

"And who is that?"

"It is none other than the great mistress Fu!"

*Smack*

"OH!"

"And who am I?"

"The mistress of the purple palace!"

*Smack*

"AH! *Huff*"

"And what were my orders?"

"To go buy samples from the vermin down the street!"

*Smack*

"*Wheeze*"

"And what did you do?"

"Please, my lady just a little more!" The man begged as he saw her take her foot of his head and walk towards the seat behind her.

"No!"

"Please! Mistress Fu! Just a little more! It's not my fault!" He begged as he crawled over to hug her legs.

"This pig only failed because those vermin refused to sell! They disrespected not only the purple palace, but even my mistress as well!"

"Oh? Did they now?" Mistress Fu asked while rolling up her whip.

"Yes! Those miscreants didn't listen to a word I spoke! And the moment I mentioned my lady's name they spat on my face before throwing me out while cursing the palace master!"

Just as she was about to put away the whip, those words left the pig official's mouth, and she froze.

"What did you say?" She said as she loosened her grip on the bullwhip, letting gravity unfold it.

Seeing some hope, the man started rambling. Lying and exaggerating the events that transpired, so that he may be punished to satisfaction.

…

A few days later, Yin was getting ready for the nightshift. Her brother and old man Hu had told her they had some business in the slave district that would likely take all night, which is why Yin had agreed to swap their work shifts temporarily.

*Ding**Dong*

The automatic doorbell rang as a group of ruffians clad in purple entered the shop.

"HELLO! CAN I HELP YOU? WE HAVE SOME EXCELENT NEW ITEMS IN STOCK! CAN I INTEREST YOU I-? *MUFFLED YELLING*!"

Before Yin could finish introducing their new lube that doubles as an aphrodisiac, one of the thugs pulled out a large burlap sack and stuffed Yin inside it before hoisting it over his shoulder. The group then left the store and started making their way towards the purple palace, all the while listening to the loud muffled shouting of Yin.

"*Muffled shouting*! -WE ALSO HAVE SOME NEW ANAL BEADS IN STOCK, NOW WITH A BRAND NEW VIBRATION FUNCTION! OR MAYBE YOU ARE MORE INTERESTED IN-!"

When the ruffians finally let her out of the bag she was inside a foggy bedroom with a double bed. However, it seemed as though she hadn't noticed herself being kidnapped as she kept trying to advertise their products without a care in the world.

"WE ALSO HAVE SOME NEW EROTIC NOVELS IF YOUR INTERESTED?! IT'S CALLED-!"

"Shut up!" The man shouted before slapping her in the mask.

*Smack*

"I'M SORRY SIR! ARE YOU PERHAPS INTO MEN? IF THAT'S THE CASE, THEN WE HAVE THE-!"

However, it seemed like it had no effect as Yin kept prattling. The only difference from before being she was now turning her advertisement towards erotic novels of the yaoi genre instead.

"THIS ONE IS ABOUT TWO CAPTAINS WITH LONG BEARDS THAT FALL IN LOVE AND-!"

*giggle*

"Shut up!"

"Come on! Let's go!"

As the other ruffians chuckled at Yin's insinuation of their comrade's sexual preference, the man in question grew red in the face as his friends dragged him out of the room.

"HAVE A NICE DAY!" Yin waved at them as they left the room.

*click*

"NOW HOW DO I GET BACK HOME!" Yin pondered out so loud the people next door could hear, after the ruffians locked the door.

*Clang*

"WHOOPSIE! DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT! HEY! IF ANYONE CAN HEAR ME, I ACCIDENTALLY BROKE THE DOORKNOB! CAN SOMEONE OPEN THE DOOR! NO! I GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICE THEN!"

Yin yelled as she took a stance in front of the door and waited for the right opportunity.

…

Awhile later.

"And you guarantee you won't rat me out for this?"

"Of course, good Sir! We here at the palace try to keep an open mind to cater to our customers every desire!" A pale looking young lady spoke as she led a rather seedy-looking man towards a hallway behind a secret entrance.

The hallway was rather dusty and unkempt, but otherwise it looked not much different from the other hallways one might find in the purple palace. The only other thing to take note of would be the different symbols on the doors. One looked like a red handprint, while another was a pawprint and the room next to it was a hoof. After passing by the stick figure with crossed out eyes, they arrived at the door with a smaller stick figure in a skirt on it.

"This is your room sir! Please, enjoy!"

"Y-You're not kidding right! I can do anything I want, and nobody will come to get me for it! Right?"

"Of course, sir! The mistress has especially prepared this one for this exact purpose! In fact, she would prefer it if you were as violent as possible, as this one has committed a heinous crime worthy of such treatment! Should the worst come to pass, then we shall dispose of the corpse! Please enjoy and remember to lock the door and inform us once you are done!"

"Hehe! Okay!" The man said as he unlocked the door and opened it.

*BANG*

*High-pitched screech*

The moment the man opened the door, Yin who was on the other side threw a punch at full power, hitting the man square in the nads, causing him to fall to the ground in pain while letting out a high-pitched screech before fainting.

"WHOOPSIE! DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE, SIR! COULD I INTEREST YOU IN SOME PAINKILLERS? HUH? HE FELL ASLEEP! WELL, IT CAN'T BE HELPED! HEY, YOU!" Yin said before turning to the pale woman.

"WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN BUYING SOME DRUGS?"

"Uh! What! Wait, I!" The pale woman said, a little put off by Yin's actions and overwhelming amounts of energy after being stuck in a room filled with sleeping gas for an entire hour.

She slowly scooted towards one of the emergency buttons hidden in the walls, as Yin gave her a sales pitch for the bottle of red liquid she had just pulled out. The woman was about to open the secret compartment in the wall to press the button that would alert the security of Yin's escape from her room, but froze the moment she uncorked the bottle.

…

The next day.

*Ding**Dong*

"Hey, we're back! Yin?"

"HEY, YANG! YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED!"

"What?"

"TRY TO GUESS!"

"It's been a long night! Aren't you tired?"

"GUESS! GUESS! GUESS! GUESS!"

Seeing the lack of sleep had not affected his sister at all! Yang decided to just ask so she would go to bed and let him dose off on the job in peace.

"We made a lot of money!"

"NOPE! WRONG! I MADE A DEAL WITH THE PURPLE PALACE! WE DON'T NEED TO PAY OUR TAXES ANYMORE! HURRAY!" Yin screamed as she threw confetti in her brother's sleepy mask.

"That sounds nice! Wait, what?"