The Wine MILF’s Dinner Party – One Table, Two MILFs, and a System Malfunction?

I made two mistakes that night.

One: I said yes to a MILF dinner invitation that started with, "Don't wear anything too tight."

Two: I thought Ms. Seo wouldn't find out.

7:58 PM, Hye-Ra's apartment.

I stood in front of her door like a sacrificial lamb waiting to be slow-cooked in garlic butter. My palms were sweaty, my shirt was too tight, and my system kept blinking warnings like a pervy fire alarm.

[SYSTEM ALERT]

HOST ENTERING "MILF DEN – HIGH RISK ENVIRONMENT"

PRIMARY TARGET: HYE-RA

YIN RADIATION: 91% – STIMULATING CONDITIONS

PREPARE FOR SPIRITUAL TRIAL: "THE WINE CHALLENGE"

I knocked once.

The door opened immediately.And there she stood.

Hye-Ra.

Barefoot. Black slip dress. Loose curls down her shoulders.She was holding a wine glass like it was part of her soul.

"Perfect timing," she said, stepping aside. "I like punctual boys."

The apartment was sleek and dimly lit — candles, incense, jazz.The dining table was set for two.

Two.

Not three.

I am so dead.

"You really went all out," I said, eyeing the single flower centerpiece and very romantic bottle of unopened wine.

"You deserve a reward," she said, gently touching my arm."I saw your aura flare after yoga. It's… delicious."

[TOUCH DETECTED]

YIN COMPATIBILITY CONFIRMED

TASTING MODE UNLOCKED: "LIPS & LIQUIDS"

REWARD: +3 LUST SYNC ON WINE SHARING

DANGER: AFFECTIONAL OVERLAP WITH PRIMARY MILF

"You're tense," Hye-Ra murmured, handing me a glass."Nervous about being alone with me?"

"No. I mean—yes. I mean—tea is nice too."

"This isn't tea."

She raised her glass.I raised mine.

We clinked.

We drank.

And then… the front door clicked open.

No.

No no no—

SHE WOULDN'T.

"Hye-Ra?" Ms. Seo's voice floated in, calm but sharp."You said you needed soy sauce, so I brought some."

Lies.She brought no soy sauce.Only judgment and spiritual heat.

She stepped into view.A cardigan over a camisole. Hair tied up. Glassy calm expression.

But her eyes?

Molten steel.

She saw the candlelight.The wine.The two-person setup.

And then she saw me.

"Oh," she said, blinking once."Didn't realize you were busy."

"Seo-ya!" Hye-Ra smiled, not even flinching. "Look at you—perfect timing. I was just pouring a second glass."

She grabbed a third.Poured.Slid it across the table.

"Join us."

[SYSTEM DANGER ZONE REACHED]

MULTIPLE MILFS – COMPATIBLE – JEALOUSY EVENT UNFOLDING

YIN FIELD STABILITY: UNSTABLE

STATUS: SITUATION HOTTER THAN THE FOOD

We sat.

Three people.One table.Too much wine.Too many curves.

Too many toes brushing against mine under the table.

Who's foot was that?

Was that hers?

Or hers?

Am I gonna die tonight?

Ms. Seo sipped from her glass slowly.

Ms. Seo sipped from her glass slowly.

"This is nice," she said sweetly. "Didn't expect Min-jae to be so... cultured."

"He's full of surprises," Hye-Ra replied, leaning forward."You should see him in the kitchen. He stirs better than most of my dates."

"Oh?" Ms. Seo said, smiling dangerously."You should see how he handles plumbing."

The tension cracked like fresh bread.I nearly choked on my garlic pork.

[SYSTEM REACTIVATION]

SPIRITUAL JEALOUSY EVENT DETECTED

NEW STATUS EFFECT: "MILF TUG-OF-WAR"

EFFECT: ALL AFFECTION GAINS ARE TEMPORARILY AMPLIFIED +25%

WARNING: TOO MUCH AFFECTION = SPIRITUAL OVERHEAT

After dinner, Hye-Ra stood.

"Help me with the dishes, Min-jae?"

"I actually need to talk to him," Ms. Seo interrupted, rising too."Privately. It's about… rent."

I was grabbed from both arms.

"He's helping me with wine.""He's my tenant."

"I asked first.""I'm older."

"You're five months older."

"That counts!"

[SYSTEM EMERGENCY MODE]

CHOICE REQUIRED:

Go with Hye-Ra – Advance "Wine Kiss Trial"

Go with Ms. Seo – Trigger "Domineering Landlady Route"

OR… escape out the window like a little virgin coward

Before I could speak, a glass broke.

Silence.

Ms. Seo stepped back.

"I'll leave you two," she said."Have fun."

She walked out.

Didn't slam the door.Didn't raise her voice.

Worse.

She smiled.

[LANDLADY AFFECTION: -2]

EMOTIONAL DISTANCE UNLOCKED: "COLD SILK MODE"

YOU'VE MADE HER FEEL SOMETHING. YOU FOOL.

Hye-Ra sighed.

"She's dramatic. You'll get used to it."

"I think I just got hexed."

She handed me a wine bottle.

"One sip," she whispered. "And I'll show you a cultivation technique she doesn't dare teach you."

[SYSTEM QUEST UPDATED]

"THE WINE MILF'S SECRET" – NEW TRIAL BEGINS IF YOU DRINK

BUT… SECOND QUEST TRIGGERED: "MAKE AMENDS WITH YURA"

I stared at the wine.At Hye-Ra.

And realized something dangerous:

This wasn't just cultivation anymore.It was MILF warfare.

And I was the battlefield.