I died the way I lived—cheap, broke, and naked.
One freak laptop accident later, I wake up in my younger body… back when I still had hair, hope, and zero rent money.
But this time, I’ve got something else.
A system.
One that talks. One that levels me up.
One that feeds off... intimacy with women carrying “Yin-rich energy.”
And the first target?
My mysterious landlady. She’s mature, curvy, and definitely hiding more than just a killer figure under that robe.
To grow stronger, I’ll have to seduce, satisfy, and survive the “Dual Cultivation Trials” the System keeps throwing at me—each more insane than the last.
It’s time to become the strongest lewd cultivator in the modern world.
And I’ll start... by paying my rent.