Mira Thornfield never asked to inherit a haunted inn—especially not The Midnight Roost, a sentient Victorian B&B where the guests are all dead, the waffle iron is a literal hellmouth, and the health inspector is a banshee who deducts points for "lack of ectoplasm."
After burning out as a hospice nurse, Mira suddenly finds herself the new owner of this very peculiar establishment, complete with:
Vlad the Vampire, who complains his "sunny-side-up eggs" are too literal.
Marrow the Skeleton Chef, whose "bone appetit" pancakes are to die for.
A Yelp-obsessed poltergeist concierge drowning in paperwork (literally).
Armed with a snarky Hospitality HUD and skills like [Therapy Magic] and [Necro-Filing], Mira must:
Keep her guests happy (even the ones haunting their own ashes).
Upgrade the Roost (choose: Haunted Hot Tub or Zombie Beehive?).
Survive the Yelpocalypse when a 1-star review summons a Complaint Hydra.
But when she discovers her uncle’s ghost is trapped in the foundation—and a mysterious guest named "Lucifer M." books Room 666—Mira realizes the Roost isn’t just a business...
It’s a battleground between the dead and the damned.