I slowly open my eyes and am surprised by the sudden appearance of a naked beauty sleeping in the same bed as me.
"Waaahhhhhhhhh!"
I back away and fall off the bed.
"Master, are you alright?"
The blonde who was on the bed rushes to my side and asks if I'm okay.
"Yeah, I'm okay."
It doesn't hurt anywhere. Wait, why am I acting so normal?
"Wh Who are you?!"
I shout, demanding to know her identity.
"Me? Master, did you lose your memories from the fall? Oh no, what do I do now?!"
The blonde girl panics a little.
"No, it's just… my memories are a bit fuzzy. So, can you tell me who you are?"
I ask her again, trying to understand her identity.
"I'm Master's slave,"
She says, blushing as she speaks.
"Slave?"
"Oh no! Master forgot everything, how he saved me when I was little, and how I pledged my soul and heart to him!"
I don't understand anything.
"Can you at least tell me my name?"
"Oh no! Master even forgot his name, How could I let this happen? I have no right to continue living as his slave!"
The blonde girl gets up, walks over to the drawer near the bed, picks up a pair of scissors, and holds it to her neck.
"Goodbye, Master. I apologize for my incompetence."
"Wait! Just calm down!"
I somehow manage to stop her before she does anything dangerous.
"First, put on some clothes!!!"
I screams at the blonde.
The girl quickly puts on her clothes.
Well, they can't exactly be called clothes, since they barely cover anything
but I decide to ignore that for now.
"So, I'm going to ask you a few questions," I say.
"You have to answer them without reacting."
"Yes, Master."
"Alright, first question, What's my name?"
"Master, it's Lucian Valemont."
"L L Luciaaannnnnn!?"
"Yes, Master."
It can't be
I've reincarnated as the same character I used to criticize!
Calm down, Alex. Calm down...
This is before the game's story even begins.
I'm sure, whatever kind of world this is, I'll be able to survive just fine.
After all, he had an overpowered ability, and
-Alex looked at the blonde, and his face turned red.
Calm down. Let's check the status first.
I think about the status screen
and just like that, it appears in front of me.
『
Lucian Valemont
Race: Half Incubus
Gender: Male
Stats:
STR:2
INT:1
DEX:3
AGI:1
VIT:1
CHR:19
LUK:7
』
The stats are poor.
In Iris Saga, we started with 10 in all stats and 25 extra stat points to allocate.
Let's check the skills.
『
Blur Blur
』
I can't read these skills. They look like something straight out of a fantasy fulfillment eroge.
But there's something extra that wasn't on the original villain stat screen for Lucian Valemont.
『
The Curse of the Creative Director
』
『
The person with this curse will die if they engage in any sexual activity.
』
It can't be. How am I supposed to survive if I can't even use the inherited skills of an Incubus?
-Alex surely wanted something like this in the game, but there's a big difference between a game and reality.
That creative director, that bastard.
He must have used black magic before dying. There's no other way all this is happening to me.
Wait, maybe I'm in a coma or something because of the accident.
I have to try waking up.
"Hey, you. Can you slap me?"
"How can I slap Master? Master, let me go outside and bring someone to help!"
"No, wait. Forget I ever said that."
I should check what else is in the game system.
Nothing in quests.
Nothing in active skills.
Nothing in titles.
Wait, there's an item in the reward inventory.
『
Lucian Valemont's Memory
』
『
Only usable by the player
Effect: Using this item will bring back the memories of Lucian Valemont
Debuff: Severe Pain for 4 hours
』
Hmmmm, so I can use this item and gain Lucian Valemont's memories?
I can choose not to use it but that would be hell for me.
"Hey, what's your name?"
"Uhhawahaha! Master doesn't even remember me?!"
"Hey, look calm down and just tell me your name."
"It's Seren."
"So, Seren, I remember trying a spell yesterday, and it seems to have backfired. I don't want anyone else knowing about it, and I'll probably get my memories back by tomorrow morning. So tell me, how do I usually spend my day?"
"Hmmm… Master usually wakes up at 11, then rings the bell to order breakfast. Then he reads the books on the table. After that, he rings the bell for lunch, eats, and then either keeps reading or sometimes goes out. Around 8, Master orders dinner and sleeps after eating."
I don't do anythinggg!!
This Lucian Valemont, he wasted his entire life living like a useless noble.
Let's see what kind of books he reads.
I walk over to the table, and thanks to the auto-translation skill, I can read them just fine.
But, they're all adult books!
This Lucian, I can't believe him.
I search around, hoping to find something useful
But found nothing.
Earlier, I told Seren to let me know when it was time for breakfast, and right at 11, she did.
I pick up the bell and ring it.
Soon, a maid arrives and sets the food on my table, just enough for one person.
I start eating and finish it pretty quickly.
"So, Seren, when are you going to eat?"
"Master, I eat after you're done eating."
"I see. Then go get your food."
"Master, I eat from your leftovers. And it seems there are none today."
"Whaaatttttt!!"
That bastard Lucian! If I weren't in his body, I'd kill him myself!
I jump up and ring the bell again, calling for another plate of food.
"Master, you want a second serving? I've never seen you this hungry."
"No, it's for you."
"No, Master, it's alright. I can go a few days without eating."
"No. Just eat the food. Properly."