MEREDITH
Day one since Josef left.
Sof
Okay ladies, I am starting this texting chain because I have an idea.
Des
God help us. (SNORT)
Mer
How did you guys get my phone number and why are your contacts already in here? And OMG is my name shortened?
Sof
Sweetie, just breathe. Your husband is not called Big Bad for nothing. He handles all Volkov Industries securities, so if you think exchanging all our info so we can text chat is wild, just wait!
Des
Sof, be nice. Meredith probably thinks we’re creepy!
Mer
I don’t think you’re creepy. LOL. I was just surprised. Okay, Sof, so what’s the idea?
Des
Please don’t say yoga.
Sof
Yoga? Yuck. No, thank you! Saturday Night Live killed that for me with the whole hot yoga skit. My idea is this: sourdough.
Mer
Your idea is sourdough?
Des
Pretty sure someone beat you to that Sof.
Sof