When Rei opened his eyes, the first thing he noticed was the chandelier above him. The second thing he noticed was the pair of designer wedding shackles around his wrists, tastefully adorned with pearl-inlaid hearts and faintly glowing runes that pulsed to the beat of "Bridal March – EDM Remix."
The third thing he noticed was the voice.
[System Alert: Welcome to Honeymoon Dungeon Alpha Version. Your suffering has been upgraded to Premium Tier.]
He blinked.
The room was absurdly luxurious. Velvet curtains the color of fresh rose petals draped the walls, the bed was a heart-shaped monstrosity with far too many pillows, and the air smelled like chocolate-dipped despair. A gentle stream bubbled through the corner, complete with floating rose petals and suspiciously ominous rubber ducks.