Chapter 62: System Alert: Harem Alliance Formed

Rei was halfway through chewing on a pillow—his last desperate attempt to self-suffocate his way out of this reality—when the door of the Honeymoon Dungeon's Heart-Shaped Conference Room opened with ominous, synchronized footsteps.

He blinked and five girls entered, not with murderous intent (for once), but with something far worse: coordinated purpose.

Each wore a sash and they all held a scroll.

Each had that glint in their eyes that said Rei, today we make history and possibly you.

"What... what is this?" Rei asked, voice hoarse with fear and futon stuffing.

Seraphina stepped forward like an empress making a national address.

"Today, we resolve the eternal conflict of love with diplomacy.,With unity and with the divine power of bureaucracy."

[System Alert: Dangerous speech pattern detected — 'Princess Politician Voice' mode activated.]

"We, the devoted fiancées of Rei Everheart, have signed... the Yandere Engagement Pact."