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Tiffany Haddish: Kids Have Amnesty...SAY ....what!?
Snack Attack—Why Your Lunches Are Lame

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Amnesty Day—No Time-Outs, No Filters, No Mercy
What happens when you give kids a microphone, a free pass, and the promise that absolutely nothing they say will get them in trouble? You get the realest, funniest, and most brutally honest roast in history. From snack shaming to bedtime betrayals, kids from every walk of life are ready to spill the tea on grown-ups everywhere. Buckle up—no one is safe, and everyone is invited.

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Tiffany Haddish: Kids Have Amnesty....say ... what!?

Kids Tell the Ugly Truth

Chapter Six: "Fill in the Blank—Generations Edition"

Tonight, we're putting a Cards Against Humanity twist on our generational panel. One silly, fill-in-the-blank question—four age groups, four totally different takes, and a whole lot of ugly truth. Will they go government (by the rules), humanity (from the heart), cartel (break the rules), or Karen/Kevin (complain or deflect)? And of course, we'll finish with "CAR Tell Me"—fight or flight!

Show Introduction

[The set is decked out with giant fill-in-the-blank cards, a spinning wheel, and a "Truth-O-Meter." Tiffany enters holding a stack of kid-friendly CAH cards.]

Tiffany Haddish:

"Welcome back to 'Kids Tell the Ugly Truth!' Tonight, we're playing Cards Against Humanity—kids' style! I'll give a fill-in-the-blank question, and our panel—toddler, middle kid, preteen, and teenager—will each give their answer. Then we'll spin the wheel and see how they'd handle it: government, humanity, cartel, or Karen/Kevin. Let's get wild!"

Scenario 6: "When I opened the fridge, I found __________."

Tiffany:

"Alright, little one, you're up first. When you opened the fridge, what did you find?"

Toddler (3-4 years old):

Answer: "A dinosaur eating my applesauce!"

Government (CAE): "Tell Mommy the dinosaur is in the fridge and she needs to fix it."

Humanity (CAH): "Share my applesauce with the dinosaur."

Cartel (CAR): "Close the fridge and pretend I didn't see anything."

Karen/Kevin: "Yell, 'Who put this dinosaur in here?!' and stomp my feet."

CAR Tell Me: "Run away and hide behind the couch!"

Middle Kid (5-9 years old):

Answer: "My little brother's science experiment that smells like farts."

Government (CAE): "Make a rule: No science projects in the fridge!"

Humanity (CAH): "Try to help him fix it so it doesn't smell."

Cartel (CAR): "Throw it away and blame it on the dog."

Karen/Kevin: "Write a note: 'Fridge is closed until further notice!'"

CAR Tell Me: "Hold my nose and moonwalk out."

Preteen (10-12 years old):

Answer: "Leftover pizza from three weeks ago. It's now a new life form."

Government (CAE): "Organize a fridge clean-out day. Everyone must participate."

Humanity (CAH): "Offer to clean the fridge for extra allowance."

Cartel (CAR): "Eat the pizza anyway—no regrets!"

Karen/Kevin: "Complain loudly until someone else throws it away."

CAR Tell Me: "Snap a pic, post it to the family group chat, then run."

Teenager (13-17 years old):

Answer: "A single, sad slice of cheese and someone's half-empty energy drink."

Government (CAE): "Make a spreadsheet to track who leaves stuff in the fridge."

Humanity (CAH): "Leave a motivational note: 'You can do it, cheese!'"

Cartel (CAR): "Take the energy drink, add it to my stash, and deny everything."

Karen/Kevin: "Announce, 'This house needs a chef!' and order takeout."

CAR Tell Me: "Grab the cheese, run to my room, and hope for the best."

Wildcard Round

"What's the weirdest thing you've ever actually found in your fridge?"

Toddler:

"My sock. It was cold!"

Middle Kid:

"A frog in a jar. My brother said it was for science."

Preteen:

"A note that said 'Don't eat this!' so of course, I ate it."

Teenager:

"Last year's birthday cake. Still tasted okay… I think."

Tiffany's Take

"See, every generation's got their own fridge drama! Whether you're blaming the dog, organizing a clean-out, or just eating the evidence, the ugly truth is—nobody's fridge is safe. And if you ever find a dinosaur in there, just remember: share your applesauce and call your mom!"

End-of-Episode Credit

Tiffany (on screen):

"Thanks for filling in the blanks with us on 'Kids Tell the Ugly Truth.' I'm Tiffany Haddish. For more laughs, wisdom, and maybe a fridge clean-out tip, visit tiffanyhaddish.com. See you next time—watch out for science experiments!"