Kids Tell the Ugly Truth

Kids Tell the Ugly Truth

Chapter Thirteen: "What's the Most Embarrassing Thing That's Ever Happened to You?"

Preface

Everyone's got that one story—the moment you wish the ground would swallow you whole. Tonight's Cards Against Humanity-inspired question is: "What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?" From toddlers to teens, we're diving into those cringe-worthy moments that make us laugh, blush, and sometimes just want to disappear. And because embarrassment can be a tricky beast, we'll add a "What Would You Do?" scenario to see how each generation handles the heat.

Show Introduction

[The set features a giant blushing emoji, a "Cringe-O-Meter," and the spinning wheel. Tiffany enters wearing sunglasses and a big smile.]

Tiffany Haddish:

"Welcome back to 'Kids Tell the Ugly Truth!' Tonight's question is all about those moments when you just wanna disappear: 'What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?' We've got stories from toddlers to teens, and trust me, they're real—and hilarious. Plus, we're throwing in a 'What Would You Do?' scenario to see how they'd handle the cringe. Let's get awkward!"

Tonight's CAH Question:

"What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?"

Toddler (3-4 years old):

Statement: "I farted loud at storytime and everyone laughed."

Government (CAE): "Say sorry and try to be quiet next time."

Humanity (CAH): "Laugh with everyone and say, 'It happens!'"

Cartel (CAR): "Pretend it wasn't me and point at the dog."

Karen/Kevin: "Blame the chair for making noise."

CAR Tell Me: "Run to Mommy and hide behind her."

What Would You Do?

You accidentally make a loud noise in a quiet room. What do you do?

Toddler: "Say 'Excuse me!' and smile big."

Middle Kid (5-9 years old):

Statement: "I tripped and fell in front of my whole class."

Government (CAE): "Get up, brush off, and keep going."

Humanity (CAH): "Laugh it off and make a joke."

Cartel (CAR): "Pretend I meant to do it and bow."

Karen/Kevin: "Say, 'Someone pushed me!' and look mad."

CAR Tell Me: "Run to the bathroom and hide."

What Would You Do?

You fall in front of a big crowd. How do you handle it?

Middle Kid: "Laugh and say, 'I'm just practicing my dance moves!'"

Preteen (10-12 years old):

Statement: "I called my teacher 'Mom' by accident."

Government (CAE): "Apologize and try not to do it again."

Humanity (CAH): "Make a funny face and say, 'Oops!'"

Cartel (CAR): "Say it again on purpose to get laughs."

Karen/Kevin: "Say, 'I meant to say that!' and wink."

CAR Tell Me: "Avoid eye contact and hope no one noticed."

What Would You Do?

You say something embarrassing in front of your whole class. What now?

Preteen: "Make a joke about it and move on."

Teenager (13-17 years old):

Statement: "I sent a text about my crush to the wrong person."

Government (CAE): "Apologize and explain it was a mistake."

Humanity (CAH): "Laugh it off and own it."

Cartel (CAR): "Make a meme about it and post it myself."

Karen/Kevin: "Complain that everyone's always watching me."

CAR Tell Me: "Delete my phone and pretend it never happened."

What Would You Do?

You accidentally share something embarrassing online. How do you recover?

Teenager: "Make a funny post about it and move on."

Wildcard Round

Tiffany:

"Wildcard! What's the funniest way you've ever gotten out of an embarrassing moment?"

Toddler:

"I said, 'Look, a puppy!' and ran away."

Middle Kid:

"I started singing loudly to distract everyone."

Preteen:

"I tripped again on purpose to keep the joke going."

Teenager:

"I blamed it on my 'evil twin' on social media."

Tiffany's Take

Tiffany:

"Y'all, embarrassment is universal—and sometimes the best way out is to laugh, own it, and keep it moving. Because the ugly truth is, everyone's got a story like this. So next time you're red-faced, just remember: you're in good company!"

End-of-Episode Credit

Tiffany (on screen):

"Thanks for cringing and laughing with us on 'Kids Tell the Ugly Truth.' I'm Tiffany Haddish. For more laughs, wisdom, and escape plans, visit tiffanyhaddish.com. See you next time—keep your head up and your jokes ready!"