Kids Tell the Ugly Truth: Not So PG

Kids Tell the Ugly Truth

Chapter Nineteen: "What's the Most Inappropriate Thing You've Ever Laughed At?"

Preface

As we approach the end of Volume 3, it's time to let the ugly truth get a little more real—and a little less PG. Tonight's Cards Against Humanity-inspired question is: "What's the most inappropriate thing you've ever laughed at?" From toddlers giggling at potty talk to teens cracking up at jokes they know they probably shouldn't, we're diving into those moments where you just couldn't help yourself. And because laughter at the wrong time can get you in trouble, we'll add a "What Would You Do?" scenario for when you get caught laughing at the worst possible moment.

Show Introduction

[The set features a big "No Laughing" sign, a "Guilty Giggle Meter," and the spinning wheel. Tiffany enters holding a whoopee cushion and a "Shhh!" sign.]

Tiffany Haddish:

"Welcome back to 'Kids Tell the Ugly Truth!' Tonight's question is for all you giggle monsters out there: 'What's the most inappropriate thing you've ever laughed at?' We've got stories from toddlers to teens, and trust me, some of these will have you snorting—and maybe shaking your head. Plus, we're throwing in a 'What Would You Do?' scenario for when you just can't keep a straight face. Let's get awkward!"

Tonight's CAH Question:

"What's the most inappropriate thing you've ever laughed at?"

Toddler (3-4 years old):

Statement: "I laughed when someone tooted during nap time and the teacher got mad."

Government (CAE): "Say sorry and try to be quiet next time."

Humanity (CAH): "Help my friend not feel embarrassed."

Cartel (CAR): "Laugh even louder and point."

Karen/Kevin: "Blame it on the stuffed animal."

CAR Tell Me: "Hide under the table until everyone stops laughing."

What Would You Do?

You laugh at a potty joke in front of grown-ups. What do you do?

Toddler: "Cover my mouth and say 'Oops!'"

Middle Kid (5-9 years old):

Statement: "I laughed when my friend fell off their chair in class—even though they cried."

Government (CAE): "Say sorry and help them up."

Humanity (CAH): "Make sure they're okay and try to cheer them up."

Cartel (CAR): "Tell everyone what happened so we can all laugh."

Karen/Kevin: "Say, 'It was funny, not mean!'"

CAR Tell Me: "Act like I didn't laugh and change the subject."

What Would You Do?

You laugh at someone's accident and they get mad. What now?

Middle Kid: "Say sorry and help them feel better."

Preteen (10-12 years old):

Statement: "I laughed during a serious talk about puberty at school because someone said 'boobs' and I couldn't help it."

Government (CAE): "Try to keep a straight face and pay attention."

Humanity (CAH): "Apologize to the teacher for disrupting."

Cartel (CAR): "Whisper jokes to my friends and keep laughing."

Karen/Kevin: "Say, 'Everyone was thinking it!'"

CAR Tell Me: "Blame it on someone else and hope the teacher doesn't notice."

What Would You Do?

You laugh in class at something you shouldn't. How do you recover?

Preteen: "Take a deep breath and apologize for laughing."

Teenager (13-17 years old):

Statement: "I laughed at a dirty meme during a family dinner and my parents saw it on my phone."

Government (CAE): "Put my phone away and apologize."

Humanity (CAH): "Share a clean joke to lighten the mood."

Cartel (CAR): "Show the meme to my siblings under the table."

Karen/Kevin: "Say, 'It's just a joke, lighten up!'"

CAR Tell Me: "Blame it on a group chat and act innocent."

What Would You Do?

Your parents catch you laughing at something inappropriate. What now?

Teenager: "Say sorry, put my phone away, and try to change the subject."

Wildcard Round

Tiffany:

"Wildcard! What's the hardest you've ever laughed when you weren't supposed to?"

Toddler:

"When Daddy made a silly face at church."

Middle Kid:

"When the teacher's stomach growled really loud."

Preteen:

"When my friend's voice cracked during a serious speech."

Teenager:

"When my friend texted me a meme during a test and I snorted."

Tiffany's Take

Tiffany:

"Y'all, sometimes laughter sneaks up on you at the worst (or best) times. The ugly truth is, we all lose it sometimes—and that's what makes life funny, even if it's a little inappropriate. Just remember, if you get caught, own it, apologize, and maybe save the dirty memes for after dinner!"

End-of-Episode Credit

Tiffany (on screen):

"Thanks for giggling through the awkward with us on 'Kids Tell the Ugly Truth.' I'm Tiffany Haddish. For more laughs, wisdom, and stories you probably shouldn't share at the dinner table, visit tiffanyhaddish.com. See you next time—try to keep a straight face!"