Corpse Collector of Konoha
Maruyama Qifeng just wanted to do his job—collect dead bodies for Konoha. Simple, right? Wrong.
Turns out having zero social awareness and a magical corpse-looting system leads to some pretty awkward conversations:
"Kakashi, where's your dad buried again?"
"Tsunade, quick question about your grandfather's grave..."
"Black Zetsu, you know where they put Madara, right?"
What everyone else heard: A dedicated hero asking to honor fallen legends.
What he actually meant: Where can I find more legendary corpses to loot?
[Looted Hatake Sakumo's White Fang technique!]
[Looted Hashirama's Wood Style Jutsu!]
[Looted Madara's Rinnegan!]
By the Third War's end, he'd accidentally become the most respected ninja alive—the selfless corpse collector who'd die protecting his comrades' remains.
Sometimes the greatest legends are built on the biggest misunderstandings.
#WeaktoStrong#Sharingan#Shikotsumyaku#Comedy#LaidbackMC#CorpsefondlingMC#ChainsmokerMC#Slowpaced
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Personally I hate these kind of synopsis. Story is nice tho.
I do not own the cover. Credits to Pinterest.
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Chapters have a slightly different writing style compared to the raws. Chapters are fleshed out, stats are corrected and a slight tinge of humor is added here and there without changing the story. You can compare it to the raws and point out any mistakes in the comments. Thank you, Have a nice day everyone. Raws : 人在木叶，战场收尸十年目录
Top notch translation not the best fic ever but something to kill time with the humor sometimes works and it’s pretty neat not to much action or barely any for 22 chaps it’s more of a slice of life so far
this is what translations should look like 🫡🐧