Hp:Arms Dealer

Magic-Launching Firearms: Are You Afraid?



What?



You say you're not afraid of those water guns that can only spray like a gentle stream and take three minutes to reload after a single use?



Oh, my dear customer, I'm not talking about those childish toys, but our store's new line of big toys that only big kids can use!



Take a look here:



Annihilator Weapon · Colt! With its immense power ensuring equality for all, even Voldemort would drop his wand if hit!



Stunning Knockout · Gatling! With 3,600 RPM, no one can stand for more than a second under its blazing muzzle!



Thunderous Blast · Remington! Even the vault doors of Gringotts can't withstand a single shot!



Oblivion · Barrett! Makes your opponent forget everything on both physical and magical levels!



What? You want firearms that can launch an Avada Kedavra curse?



I'm a law-abiding citizen! How could I possibly sell firearms associated with dark magic?!



Ahem... It costs extra!