Harry Potter: Version 2.0 (Now with Attitude)

One potion. One memory wipe. One seriously unbothered Harry Potter.



When a botched potion blasts Harry's past into oblivion, he wakes up smarter, sharper—and way more sarcastic. The “Chosen One”? Never heard of him. Hogwarts’ golden boy? Please. This Harry doesn’t do noble causes or tragic brooding. He’s too busy outsmarting professors, roasting classmates, and side-eyeing every manipulative adult in the castle.



With a tongue sharper than a Basilisk fang and enough sci-fi references to make a Ravenclaw short-circuit, Harry’s rewriting his own legend—one insult, prank, and brilliantly executed scheme at a time.



Less hero. More menace. And definitely more fun.