Crown of yellow

When a princess is kidnapped, Mikey—a completely average civilian with no wants, no needs, and no plan—is forced into heroism by the greatest threat of all: his annoyed mother and the lingering horror of maybe having to visit his grandparents.



There’s just one problem.

No one knows what the princess looks like.

The king is useless.

The quest map is from a tailor.

And Mikey’s help is what he assumes to be a French-speaking goblin always worried about the wrong thing.



Now, alongside the goblin Nickel (not his name), Mikey must cross lawless kingdoms, haunted forests, cursed seas, and actual Hell. All to face the infamous wizard hierarchy:



Creepy Wizard Man. Super Evil Wizard Man. Really Evil Wizard Man. Evil Wizard Man.



And yes, in that order.



But somewhere along the way, people begin to whisper a different name:



“The one who tamed the Green, silenced the Purple, shattered the Red, and defied the Black.”



And Mikey, the one who never wanted to see his grandparents, has to go whether he likes it or not.

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“The bitch went and grew wings,” a knight muttered, sword in hand—the only thing between him and a lovely dinner being the overgrown reptile breathing fire in front of him.



“Good men die; I choose not to.” — A random (absolute peak) villain