Honestly, it was a good day until she came.
Hey (I guess?). I'm Vampilize Edward Quinzilla. A long name, I know. It's so long that even wolves call me Vamp. I suppose it's become a bit of a nickname I suppose.
Anywho, if you couldn't guess by the name itself (though it might not always be the case), I'm a vampire.
I live a life of luxury some say, of course, there are downs to that. For example, annoying maids.
'Vamp sir! I dried all your clothes for you!' They'd say, batting their eyes like they have dust in them.
It was disgusting!
I tolerated it for 23 YEARS! Not going to anymore, and I have the perfect plan.
'Mother, I have an...issue....I want to discuss.'
Queen Veronica, my mother, just rolled her eyes in exasperation but didn't tell me to stop.
'I have noticed that there has been a spike in wolf deaths.'
She cocked an eyebrow, signaling me to continue.
'I want to offer the wolf with the lowest status to work as my maid.'
She thought for a while and sighed.
'I suppose I could allow that. The lowest wolf clan...is the Isaac clan. It consists of Lyia Isaac and Liam Isaac. Lyia is too old to work so that leaves...' Her voice trailed off.
'You are going to have a male maid...and you're okay with it?'
ANYTHING that isn't a girl in love with me is okay.
'Yes, mother.' I said with feigned nonchalance.
'Alright then.'
My plan had worked!!! Thank the lords of heaven.
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