Ryan Hawkins- A man with 3million egos
Hello, I'm Ryan Hawkins.
My dream? Hmm... I don’t think I have one.
But I do have a goal:
To get revenge on scammers.
After getting tricked out of my lunch money (and my dignity), I made a promise:
No mercy. No forgiveness. Just payback.
Armed with ₱3 in my wallet and ₱3 million worth of ambition, I marched to the nearest computer shop—ready to build my revenge empire.
From fake coins to fake IDs, awkward interviews to unexpected crushes (Rachel, why is your surname like that?!), I’ll do everything to join the Anti-Scammer Department.
Study? I’ll do it.
Fight back? I’m in.
Look cool while doing it? …well, I’ll try.
This is my origin story.
It’s weird, chaotic, and may or may not include crab flirting and broken WiFi—but hey...
Welcome to the Scammer Saga.
> Shesshhh!
started this story out of frustration, curiosity, and honestly — a bit of chaos. Ryan Hawkins: A Man with ₱3 Million Dreams wasn’t supposed to be anything serious. It was just my way of turning a scam story into something wild, funny, and maybe even relatable. Looking back, I can say this story is far from perfect — the pacing is fast, the comedy is ridiculous (intentionally), and some scenes probably feel like fever dreams. But that’s also what I love about it. It’s raw, impulsive, and honest. The humor is unfiltered, and the emotional moments sneak in like plot twists. Yes, I still have a lot to learn: deeper emotional beats, smoother transitions, more grounded worldbuilding. But if you’re here for a mix of memes, meltdown, and meaningful moments wrapped in one delulu boy’s revenge arc — then maybe this story is for you. Thanks for reading. I’m just getting started. 💻